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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
There's this girl that I wanna ask out at school, but when I get near her, ugh! ๐Ÿ˜  It's so hard to ask her out.

Any advice?
Just wait for a party, and then when you two are at that party hook up with her.

Ok, just read that you're 14. So IDK about that party thing, I was thinking you guys would be at a party and she would be a little drunk. That tends to loosen girls up (a lot). Um...maybe wait for puberty, then ask her out.

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
she's one of my friends
That's so funny. Good luck. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Just wait for a party, and then when you two are at that party hook up with her.

Ok, just read that you're 14. So IDK about that party thing, I was thinking you guys would be at a party and she would be a little drunk. That tends to loosen girls up (a lot). Um...maybe wait for puberty, then ask her out.
You are such scum. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
You are such scum. ๐Ÿ˜›
You love it ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You love it ๐Ÿ˜›
I love that he's consistent.

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plan for what happens if she's not interested. esp if you want to stay friends and not get all moony-eyed and unrequited.

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I have a question: When's the best time to ask out a girl for a friend?

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
she's one of my friends
I'm in the same boat!
two differences:
I'm 17...
and she's dating my best friend ๐Ÿ™

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
I'm in the same boat!
two differences:
I'm 17...
and she's dating my best friend ๐Ÿ™
I'm 14 and she's not dating anyone

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
I'm 14 and she's not dating anyone
Good...now take your chance, before she finds someone else. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
I'm 14 and she's not dating anyone
yeah, that's the two differences...
just said that.
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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Good...now take your chance, before she finds someone else. ๐Ÿ˜‰
yeah, just spit it out, like this:
heyiwaswonderingifmaybethere'sachanceyou'deverwanttogooutwithme
then, when she says she didn't understand you, you catch your breath, and say: "I want you to be my bitch, now get on your knees!"
then when she screams, and gives you the "how could he?" face, you say you didn't mean it, hit your knees and ask for forgiveness. give her the Bambi eyes, she'll accept... then you just say: hey, you wanna go out?"

yes, the insult is part of this plan, so no one can report me for spamming... NO ONE! seriously, it has just as much of a chance of working as anyone else's suggestion...
p.s. I have zero experience with asking girls out, so this could be a failed plan, but at least it's worth a shot...

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Originally posted by Dutch Defense
I'm 14 and she's not dating anyone
Oh, have you asked anyone else out before?

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
yeah, just spit it out, like this:
heyiwaswonderingifmaybethere'sachanceyou'deverwanttogooutwithme
then, when she says she didn't understand you, you catch your breath, and say: "I want you to be my bitch, now get on your knees!"
then when she screams, and gives you the "how could he?" face, you say you didn't mean it, hit your knees and ask for forgi ...[text shortened]... asking girls out, so this could be a failed plan, but at least it's worth a shot...
I don't think that would be a good idea...

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