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@kilroy70 said
I don't think I can. It's already naturally and 100% organically funny without my input.

But if anyone could make this any funnier than it already is, that would be Mr Bean.

Mr. Bean was silent.

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You seem to be clueless.

I'm not offering FREE advice if that's what you were expecting. Come on, get real. Grow up.
How many people do you imagine want advice with no monetary value? What are you, some kind of bum standing on a street corner with his hand stretched out, waiting for tidbits of wisdom to just drop into his hand?
Where is the value? Do you also value discarded buttons and used chewing gum and pieces of string you find on the ground? Who is going to take anything you say seriously if you settle for scraps no one else wants.

So my advise to you is...

wait for it...


















OH - COME - ON! Wake up!
Haven't you been listening? Put your grimy hand back in your pocket.
I'm not giving out FREE advice!

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That's a great selling point!

You've nearly convinced me to pay for the privilege of reading your thought provoking comments. Keep going, you are ever so infinitely close to closing the deal!

@shallow-blue said
Mr. Bean was silent.

Not always. When he did speak he came across as someone having great wisdom and authority... and wisdom.


and authority.

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Ha!
You wish

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If this is so you and your faithful sidekick can thank yourselves for it.
I started off here (the message boards) interested in pursuing a topic someone you don't like brought up. And apparently you two felt it was your duty and God given right to muck up his thread with childish trolling.
It appears the only topic you two are interested in pursuing is yourselves.
And now you're crying because the focus is on you?
Even though you don't deserve it, I'll make an exception in your case and give you one piece of free advice. That's right, FREE!
If you don't want this to be about you, then stop sticking your nose into conversations that have nothing to do with you.

And if you see a sign that says "Warning. Bridge is out", ignore it. Or better yet, hit the gas and speed up.

@fmf said
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Puzzled, over your head? 🙂

-VR

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Seeing how it's YOUR thread one might wonder just how it is you were able to misread and mangle the meaning of what was said.

1. Someone asked me a yes or no question
2. I answered the question and gave a reason for my anwer
3. He thanked me for giving an honest answer

That's it. That's all there was to it.
So what part of that exchange did you find to be so awful and terribly offensive?

You're the only one I see here making a big deal over this. Maybe you can persuade fmf to join you. You know, make it a joint effort in pretending to be offended. After all two heads are better than one... or so I've heard.