Pope on teh ggayzors

Originally posted by RJHinds
The missionary positions, of course.

RJ....have you been having secret naughty thoughts?

Originally posted by divegeester
RJ....have you been having secret naughty thoughts?

Those missionary guys had a different mission in mind,


To go foreign and multiply.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
Those missionary guys had a different mission in mind,


To go foreign and multiply.

It was one of the reasons the French did so badly trying to colonise America...

They sent huge numbers of (catholic) priests and nuns who were not allowed to reproduce
with only enough regular people to look after/protect them.

This lead to really low reproduction rates and colony growth.

The protestant English essentially beat the catholic French by having more sex...

Whoda thought it ;-)

Originally posted by googlefudge
It was one of the reasons the French did so badly trying to colonise America...

They sent huge numbers of (catholic) priests and nuns who were not allowed to reproduce
with only enough regular people to look after/protect them.

This lead to really low reproduction rates and colony growth.

The protestant English essentially beat the catholic French by having more sex...

Whoda thought it ;-)

God said, "Be fruitful and multiply."

HalleluYah !!! Praise the Lord! Holy! Holy! Holy!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What century are we in? I had really expected to see peace and love encompass all mankind, the next war fought by space aliens with trained laser monkies on jet speeders and some reasonable expectation or equal rights. But no, the biggest officially sanction bum buggerers on the planet are still entrenched in hypocrisy.

Pope Benedict XVI ...[text shortened]... he truth of the human person, with serious harm to justice and peace."

we are in the 21st century, where idiot popes can say idiotic things.

in the 15th century idiot popes said idiotic things and you got burned at the stake for not following them

Originally posted by Proper Knob
What does it matter? The Great Tribulation is coming and soon you'll be living in a paradise, i don't see why you're bothered?

It's not called the great tribulation because it's going to be all sunshine and rainbows, you know.

Originally posted by Suzianne
It's not called the great tribulation because it's going to be all sunshine and rainbows, you know.

lol thats rich coming from a whacked out translation like yours that mentions unicorns.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
lol thats rich coming from a whacked out translation like yours that mentions unicorns.

Yeah, because a horse with a spike coming out of it's head is sooo much less believable
than a burning bush talking to someone or giant people with wings sprouting out their backs...


I always find it hilarious when people dis other peoples religions for being silly while not noticing
the nonsense they themselves believe.



You ALL (theists) believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters... But you can see it in anyone but yourselves.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
lol thats rich coming from a whacked out translation like yours that mentions unicorns.

O rly?

unicorns?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
lol thats rich coming from a whacked out translation like yours that mentions unicorns.

A translation that your own religion used faithfully up until the last few decades.

Originally posted by googlefudge
Yeah, because a horse with a spike coming out of it's head is sooo much less believable
than a burning bush talking to someone or giant people with wings sprouting out their backs...


I always find it hilarious when people dis other peoples religions for being silly while not noticing
the nonsense they themselves believe.



You ALL (theists) believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters... But you can see it in anyone but yourselves.

The funniest thing is that you discern yourself as the epitome of reason.

Originally posted by Zahlanzi
we are in the 21st century, where idiot popes can say idiotic things.

in the 15th century idiot popes said idiotic things and you got burned at the stake for not following them

in the 11th century idiot popes said idiotic things and you were threatened with excommunication if you didn't go off to fight in his holy war.

Originally posted by Suzianne
The funniest thing is that you discern yourself as the epitome of reason.

Well compared to people who believe in big bearded blokes in the sky who made the
world and like torturing people for giggles then yes I am extremely reasonable.

This is not however saying much.

Originally posted by Suzianne
in the 11th century idiot popes said idiotic things and you were threatened with excommunication if you didn't go off to fight in his holy war.

I've always wanted to be Ex-Communicated.... The trouble is I have never been Communicated in the first place.

Originally posted by Suzianne
A translation that your own religion used faithfully up until the last few decades.

lol, look suzianne, a unicorn, weeeeeeeeeee 😛