@divegeester saidDo mammoths have a tail like a ceder? Like a tree?
Whales and woolly mammoths.
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@carnivorum saidAs has the idea that Noah took baby dinosaurs onto the ark.
That "pond scum" theory has been debunked long ago.
Everybody now agrees that it is original soft dinosaur tissue.
'Everybody' now agrees dinosaur lived millions of years ago. (Catch up).
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"Ok Shem, I want you to go out there and snatch two baby T-Rex."
"But dad, I snatched two velociraptors yesterday. It's Japheth's turn."
"Look," said Noah, "God wants us to take two of every dinosaur onto the ark."
"Not the diplodocus?"
"Yes, even the diplodocus."
"Send Ham."
"Ham is out looking for baby brachiosaurus."
"Oh for the love of God. What are all these carnivores expected to eat exactly?"
"Don't worry," said Noah, "we're bringing extra zebra."
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidThis is quite good actually 😄
"Ok Shem, I want you to go out there and snatch two baby T-Rex."
"But dad, I snatched two velociraptors yesterday. It's Japheth's turn."
"Look," said Noah, "God wants us to take two of every dinosaur onto the ark."
"Not the diplodocus?"
"Yes, even the diplodocus."
"Send Ham."
"Ham is out looking for baby brachiosaurus."
"Oh for the love of God. What are all these carnivores expected to eat exactly?"
"Don't worry," said Noah, "we're bringing extra zebra."
@ghost-of-a-duke saidThe assumption that dinosaurs lived hundreds of millions of years ago is totally demolished by the fresh original tissue what is find inside dino carcasses, and by the fact that all dino bones test positive for C14, which is impossible when they are older than 100,000 years.
As has the idea that Noah took baby dinosaurs onto the ark.
'Everybody' now agrees dinosaur lived millions of years ago. (Catch up).
The all test between 20,000 and 40,000 years.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
https://tinyurl.com/Facts-C14
@ghost-of-a-duke said😀
"Ok Shem, I want you to go out there and snatch two baby T-Rex."
"But dad, I snatched two velociraptors yesterday. It's Japheth's turn."
"Look," said Noah, "God wants us to take two of every dinosaur onto the ark."
"Not the diplodocus?"
"Yes, even the diplodocus."
"Send Ham."
"Ham is out looking for baby brachiosaurus."
"Oh for the love of God. What are all these carnivores expected to eat exactly?"
"Don't worry," said Noah, "we're bringing extra zebra."
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@Carnivorum
What did the carnivores eat on the ark? - More to the point, what did they eat when they got off the ark? Did all the animals agree not to eat each other until a great deal of breeding had taken place? - You see the problem. If there were only 2 of each animal, what happens if one of the giraffe gets eaten by a pesky lion?
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@carnivorum saidNo. Dinosaurs went extinct about 65 million years ago.
Maybe a dino then?
Perhaps you haven’t read about that?
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@ghost-of-a-duke saidActually there was 7 of each type of animal and bird.
@Carnivorum
If there were only 2 of each animal, what happens if one of the giraffe gets eaten by a pesky lion?
But your point is still valid.
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@divegeester saidI was thinking of the song.
Actually there was 7 of each type of animal and bird.
But your point is still valid.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidThere are hundreds of different dinosaurs.
"Ok Shem, I want you to go out there and snatch two baby T-Rex."
"But dad, I snatched two velociraptors yesterday. It's Japheth's turn."
"Look," said Noah, "God wants us to take two of every dinosaur onto the ark."
"Not the diplodocus?"
"Yes, even the diplodocus."
"Send Ham."
"Ham is out looking for baby brachiosaurus."
"Oh for the love of God. What are all these carnivores expected to eat exactly?"
"Don't worry," said Noah, "we're bringing extra zebra."