Originally posted by stockenI think it ceases to be a "technicality" when your wife disappears in an ambulance.
What!? I'm just following the man's logic here.
{Technically there's the vagina and the urethra, but that would diminish the extrordinarily amusing comment I made above, so I choose to ignore that fact.}
Originally posted by dottewellha ha ha π΅
I think it ceases to be a "technicality" when your wife disappears in an ambulance.
Like I said, I ignored the fact for the punchline. You guys are really anal about this, aren't you? π I'll think my arguments through more thoroughly in the future.
Originally posted by darvlay'Where Eagles Dare', eh.
So, to elaborate:
Many heterosexual males also commit sodomy (anal and oral sex)with their female partners. You state the only point you made was that anal sex is unnatural. Not true, of course. You also made a point to mention that this is what is mainly wrong with Homosexuality, however sodomy is a part of Heterosexuality as well.
If it takes 3 homosexuals 6 hours to dig a hole how
long does it take for them to dig half a hole?
Being gay is indeed a choice if you ask me. There is no medical proof that people are born this way. In fact, up until 1970 something, being a homosexual was considered a mental disorder and you were placed into an asylum. So what happened? It's not just the act of sodomy that makes homosexuality wrong and immoral, as I did read a post about heterosexuals commiting sodomy.
I guess in the end there is nothing that makes homosexuality wrong except that the Bible says so. And I think we all know how far the Bible goes and is believed in today's society. π
Originally posted by IorekSome food for thought:
I guess in the end there is nothing that makes homosexuality wrong except that the Bible says so. And I think we all know how far the Bible goes and is believed in today's society. π
Does the Bible (or Paul, to be precise) lay out exactly why Homosexuality is an "abomination" or why it is wrong? Were the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah destroyed because they were homosexuals or because they were "sodomites"?
Originally posted by darvlayConsidering that if you are a homosexual, you perform somdomy, I think that takes care of things. But if you want Biblical proof and from Paul even, check out this verse from the King James Version:
Some food for thought:
Does the Bible (or Paul, to be precise) lay out exactly why Homosexuality is an "abomination" or why it is wrong? Were the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah destroyed because they were homosexuals or because they were "sodomites"?
1Corithians 6:9-10: "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
πAnything else?
Originally posted by IorekJesus. Who gave that tyrant Paul control of the gates? It's gonna be easier for me to get into Club 54 with sweatpants on then to get into heaven. π
Considering that if you are a homosexual, you perform somdomy, I think that takes care of things. But if you want Biblical proof and from Paul even, check out this verse from the King James Version:
1Corithians 6:9-10: "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, ...[text shortened]... runkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
πAnything else?
Originally posted by darvlayLet's see, the Bible is the "Word of God". Hmmm...so that must mean that Paul was given this to write for humanity through prayer and devotion with God. "Word of God"="God's rules"
Jesus. Who gave that tyrant Paul control of the gates? It's gonna be easier for me to get into Club 54 with sweatpants on then to get into heaven. π
Originally posted by darvlayForgot to add this in the last post.
Jesus. Who gave that tyrant Paul control of the gates? It's gonna be easier for me to get into Club 54 with sweatpants on then to get into heaven. π
And I'm sorry that it's so difficult for you to live a nice and moral life and accept Jesus as your Savior, which is all that is required to enter Heaven.
Originally posted by IorekGod is dead. I killed him. Sorry. He just irritated the hell out of me, and I decided to end him once and for all. Hope you're not too mad at me about that.
Let's see, the Bible is the "Word of God". Hmmm...so that must mean that Paul was given this to write for humanity through prayer and devotion with God. "Word of God"="God's rules"
I have placed a new God on his throne. A little more relaxed and easy going. His name is Bon Scott. You should bow to Him now.