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Originally posted by dottewell
You crazy Swedes.
What!? I'm just following the man's logic here.

{Technically there's the vagina and the urethra, but that would diminish the extrordinarily amusing comment I made above, so I choose to ignore that fact.}

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Originally posted by stocken
What!? I'm just following the man's logic here.

{Technically there's the vagina and the urethra, but that would diminish the extrordinarily amusing comment I made above, so I choose to ignore that fact.}
I think it ceases to be a "technicality" when your wife disappears in an ambulance.

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Originally posted by dottewell
I think it ceases to be a "technicality" when your wife disappears in an ambulance.
ha ha ha 😡

Like I said, I ignored the fact for the punchline. You guys are really anal about this, aren't you? πŸ˜€ I'll think my arguments through more thoroughly in the future.

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Originally posted by stocken
You guys are really anal about this, aren't you? πŸ˜€
No, urethral.

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Originally posted by darvlay
So, to elaborate:

Many heterosexual males also commit sodomy (anal and oral sex)with their female partners. You state the only point you made was that anal sex is unnatural. Not true, of course. You also made a point to mention that this is what is mainly wrong with Homosexuality, however sodomy is a part of Heterosexuality as well.
'Where Eagles Dare', eh.

If it takes 3 homosexuals 6 hours to dig a hole how
long does it take for them to dig half a hole?

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Being gay is indeed a choice if you ask me. There is no medical proof that people are born this way. In fact, up until 1970 something, being a homosexual was considered a mental disorder and you were placed into an asylum. So what happened? It's not just the act of sodomy that makes homosexuality wrong and immoral, as I did read a post about heterosexuals commiting sodomy.

I guess in the end there is nothing that makes homosexuality wrong except that the Bible says so. And I think we all know how far the Bible goes and is believed in today's society. πŸ™„

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Originally posted by Iorek
I guess in the end there is nothing that makes homosexuality wrong except that the Bible says so. And I think we all know how far the Bible goes and is believed in today's society. πŸ™„
Some food for thought:

Does the Bible (or Paul, to be precise) lay out exactly why Homosexuality is an "abomination" or why it is wrong? Were the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah destroyed because they were homosexuals or because they were "sodomites"?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Some food for thought:

Does the Bible (or Paul, to be precise) lay out exactly why Homosexuality is an "abomination" or why it is wrong? Were the residents of Sodom and Gomorrah destroyed because they were homosexuals or because they were "sodomites"?
Considering that if you are a homosexual, you perform somdomy, I think that takes care of things. But if you want Biblical proof and from Paul even, check out this verse from the King James Version:

1Corithians 6:9-10: "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

πŸ˜‰Anything else?

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Originally posted by Iorek
Considering that if you are a homosexual, you perform somdomy, I think that takes care of things. But if you want Biblical proof and from Paul even, check out this verse from the King James Version:

1Corithians 6:9-10: "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, ...[text shortened]... runkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

πŸ˜‰Anything else?
Jesus. Who gave that tyrant Paul control of the gates? It's gonna be easier for me to get into Club 54 with sweatpants on then to get into heaven. 😞

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Originally posted by darvlay
Jesus. Who gave that tyrant Paul control of the gates? It's gonna be easier for me to get into Club 54 with sweatpants on then to get into heaven. 😞
Let's see, the Bible is the "Word of God". Hmmm...so that must mean that Paul was given this to write for humanity through prayer and devotion with God. "Word of God"="God's rules"

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Originally posted by darvlay
Jesus. Who gave that tyrant Paul control of the gates? It's gonna be easier for me to get into Club 54 with sweatpants on then to get into heaven. 😞
Forgot to add this in the last post.

And I'm sorry that it's so difficult for you to live a nice and moral life and accept Jesus as your Savior, which is all that is required to enter Heaven.

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Originally posted by Iorek
Let's see, the Bible is the "Word of God". Hmmm...so that must mean that Paul was given this to write for humanity through prayer and devotion with God. "Word of God"="God's rules"
God is dead. I killed him. Sorry. He just irritated the hell out of me, and I decided to end him once and for all. Hope you're not too mad at me about that.

I have placed a new God on his throne. A little more relaxed and easy going. His name is Bon Scott. You should bow to Him now.

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Originally posted by Iorek
Let's see, the Bible is the "Word of God". Hmmm...so that must mean that Paul was given this to write for humanity through prayer and devotion with God. "Word of God"="God's rules"
Oh my. You are being serious...

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Originally posted by Iorek
Considering that if you are a homosexual, you perform somdomy, I think that takes care of things....
So you agree that all types of sodomy are equally sinful in the eyes of God?

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Originally posted by Iorek
Forgot to add this in the last post.

And I'm sorry that it's so difficult for you to live a nice and moral life and accept Jesus as your Savior, which is all that is required to enter Heaven.
It's not difficult. I just refuse to do so out of fear and intimidation.

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