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Originally posted by darvlay
am i not allowed to act human and vent once in a while?

we can't all be like you and pretend to be intelligent all the time.

As far as I am concerned you can vent anytime you like ....

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives!

... yeah those alternatives ... it's so hard to chose ....😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
blazing saddles?
It is on AMC right now... a bit too cut up, but still pretty funny.

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Hey guys, why don't we all visit the drivel dread ... i mean thread. I mean at least we will be on topic there .... 😛

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Originally posted by slimjim
Once again you have shown your stupidity. let me say this once again. My daughter married a man from NYC when he was in the Army stationed at Fort Bragg, NC. When he got out they moved to NYC where they now live. My son-in-law lost two of his relatives during 9/11. They were not my blood relatives. Is that simple enough logic for you to understand dummy? Now ...[text shortened]... your mouth landing on the bib you wear to prevent it from landing on your keyboard. Grow up BOY!
Deserves a Rec.... Granted!

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I warn you that if you take God's Word lightly and that if you make jokes of having hidden things in church, that God will not just let you walk away with it. He will hold you accountable and as your topic says, God is Holy, His church and His Word is holy. Don't just fool around. It's like poking your finger in His eye.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Yeah you, you're a chickensh-t. It represents a person who is cowardly and has no cajones. The only reason you talk to these Americans like this is because you're hundreds of miles away and you know no-one can do anything to you. It makes me sick that you are Canadian. Now piss off and don't talk to me. Go discuss your glorious plans to kill republicans and americans, like they've done something to you...
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Man is flawed.

Welcome to my realm...where you will all burn in hell for ever.

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Originally posted by antichrist
Man is flawed.

Welcome to my realm...where you will all burn in hell for ever.
At least we wont be cold ... who pays for the heating bills I wonder.

Using LSD surely does connect to the holy bible. It makes you meet the holy spirit time and time again. Once I was mistaken that the holy spirit was booze ... finally I realized that it couldn't be becuase of the dreadful headaches the day after ... those headaches really felt like armageddon I can tell you.

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Originally posted by Siversmith
I warn you that if you take God's Word lightly and that if you make jokes of having hidden things in church, that God will not just let you walk away with it. He will hold you accountable and as your topic says, God is Holy, His church and His Word is holy. Don't just fool around. It's like poking your finger in His eye.
Don't worry Dad, I'll be careful.

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Originally posted by Siversmith
I warn you that if you take God's Word lightly and that if you make jokes of having hidden things in church, that God will not just let you walk away with it. He will hold you accountable and as your topic says, God is Holy, His church and His Word is holy. Don't just fool around. It's like poking your finger in His eye.
I love the euphamism!

"not let you walk away with it" = burn in agony without end

It's like poking your finger in His eye.

Uhm . . . your god has an eye that one can poke?

What other body parts does he have? And why does he need them?

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Originally posted by Siversmith
I warn you that if you take God's Word lightly and that if you make jokes of having hidden things in church, that God will not just let you walk away with it. He will hold you accountable and as your topic says, God is Holy, His church and His Word is holy. Don't just fool around. It's like poking your finger in His eye.
Amen!

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Friend of mine had a bible that had been assembled upside down, not sure how this is possible as I thought they were done in machines, but sure enough the cover was on the wrong way up. He eventually sold it for £150 to a death metal satan freak he met at college as a keepsake.

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Originally posted by Siversmith
I warn you that if you take God's Word lightly and that if you make jokes of having hidden things in church, that God will not just let you walk away with it. He will hold you accountable and as your topic says, God is Holy, His church and His Word is holy. Don't just fool around. It's like poking your finger in His eye.
I assure you that God is far more greatly concerned with human selfishness than
whether or not a person has desecrated a Bible or not. Think about it...what would
a beneficient God care more about: A person who gives his life to serving the poor,
homeless, and imprisoned who burned a Bible, or a person who goes to church every
Sunday, puts his money in the plate, and doesn't think about God until next Sunday?
Think about the publican and the Pharisee (St Luke 18:9-14).

Didn't Jesus cause great controversy when He said, "Today this Scripture has been fulfilled
in your hearing?" (St Luke 4:21). Wasn't He considered heretical at the time?

You may remember that in St Matthew 25:31-45, which contains the ONLY description
by Jesus of the criteria by which one will be judged: Did you give food to the hungry,
drink to the thirsty, comfort to the stranger, ill, and imprisoned? How many of you
who judge other people (threatening on behalf of God!) do these things to the degree
that Christ calls you to do?

I'll give you a hint: if you are chastising some 'heathen' for hiding LSD in a Bible on a
RHP forum instead of taking a sandwich to a homeless person, the answer is 'no.'

Nemesio

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Originally posted by nemesio
I'll give you a hint: if you are chastising some 'heathen' for hiding LSD in a Bible on a
RHP forum instead of taking a sandwich to a homeless person, the answer is 'no.'

Nemesio
If you've taken enough acid they are the same thing 🙄

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