THE WORD OF DOG

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Yea , and Lassie commanded them : "Go out in small packs into the fields and the yards and the dumpsters . Find ye those lost , with no collars , and without shots , and sniff then their butts and allow them to sniff of your butt as well , that they may know I am DOG , and you are of DOG ."
And they went .
And they found those infested of fleas , an ...[text shortened]... id follow , and great was the multitude that did . All all knew them as they scratched no more .

Lets us pray

Our Dog who art in Kennels.
Rover be thy name
Thy ball has come
Thrown then gone
To fetch as it is thrown again.
Give us this day our daily walk.
And forgive us our dogmesses
As we forgive them that dogmess against us
And lead us not in to a refuge station
But deliver us from ringworm
For thine is the basketdom
and the blanket,
and the bone,
For ever and ever
Pet again.

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Lets us pray

Our Dog who art in Kennels.
Rover be thy name
Thy ball has come
Thrown then gone
To fetch as it is thrown again.
Give us this day our daily walk.
And forgive us our dogmesses
As we forgive them that dogmess against us
And lead us not in to a refuge station
But deliver us from ringworm
For thine is the basketdom
and the blanket,
and the bone,
For ever and ever
Pet again.

Creation Myth Of Dog

In the beginning Dog created the ball and the bowl.

And the bowl was without food, and void of treats; and darkness was upon the face of the deep, And the Spirit of Dog moved upon the face of the puddle.

And Dog said, Let there be smells: and there were smells.

And Dog smelled the smell, that it was good: and God divided the smell from the darkness.

And Dog called the smell Odor, and the water he called Piddle. And the Odor and the Piddle were the first Mess.

Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Creation Myth Of Dog

In the beginning Dog created the ball and the bowl.

And the bowl was without food, and void of treats; and darkness was upon the face of the deep, And the Spirit of Dog moved upon the face of the puddle.

And Dog said, Let there be smells: and there were smells.

And Dog smelled the smell, that it was good: and God divided ...[text shortened]... ell Odor, and the water he called Piddle. And the Odor and the Piddle were the first Mess.

Originally posted by Joe Fist
"MYTH??? MYTH???" Those are debatable words!!!!!

THE WORD OF DOG answers all questions and contains no myths!!!!! You do not believe!!!!! You are going to Hell!!!! You are probably homosexual too!!!!! For that, you are also going to Hell!!!!

🙄😀😛

Originally posted by Joe Fist
"MYTH??? MYTH???" Those are debatable words!!!!!

THE WORD OF DOG answers all questions and contains no myths!!!!! You do not believe!!!!! You are going to Hell!!!! You are probably homosexual too!!!!! For that, you are also going to Hell!!!!

🙄😀😛

Originally posted by StarValleyWy
RB,


errrrrr...... JF..... wait <total confusion grabs svw as he casts about for reason... > errrr...

nevermind Rb., er Joe... errrrrrrr.

Jeez! I give up. What is this thread? Am I dead yet? Dog! I hate it when this happens...

Bad dogs you will spend all eternity in Doggy hell:

A spherical room with no corners to pee in.

Millions of juicy bones hanging just out of reach.

Sticks which always move out of range when attempting to retrieve them.

Genitals which taste of very hot chillies!

Thousands of naughty cats doing pennance for not believing in CAT.

Originally posted by Ragnorak
You guys are all religious geniuses. I went rec-crazy for a minute.

Are there any churches in my locality that I can attend as the first declared RHP animist?

: D

Originally posted by Joe Fist
WAIT THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE LAUNCHING INTO A DEBATE!!!!!


🙂 Just kidding.

We are founders of THE WORD OF DOG. Like the other book, we have many different authors who offer many different accounts of what happen. I happen to be ...[text shortened]... ter believe because....well you just better, that's all!!

😛😀

Originally posted by howardgee
Bad dogs you will spend all eternity in Doggy hell:

A spherical room with no corners to pee in.

Millions of juicy bones hanging just out of reach.

Sticks which always move out of range when attempting to retrieve them.

Genitals which taste of very hot chillies!

Thousands of naughty cats doing pennance for not believing in CAT.

Originally posted by StarValleyWy
RB, <edit> holly mackrel -- I mean Joe!

Fido!

<SVW scratches behind his right ear for twenty seconds with his right front paw>

In the knowledge that we are created in Dog's image, I implore you to not make infallible the word of Dog.

That son of a bitch is just trying to do his best. Don't make it into a production!

Originally posted by Joe Fist
THE WORD OF DOG CLEARLY STATES OUR DOG WAS NOT A "SON OF A BITCH"!!!!!

THE DIVINE DOG WAS CONCEIVED BY THE VIRGIN WEASEL!!!

BY THAT ACT ALONE IS OUR DOG INFALLIBLE!!!! ALL GLORY AND PRAISE!!!!

By the way, you are not homosexual are you? Because you know....

🙂😀😕😳😏😲🙄

Originally posted by StarValleyWy
grrrrroooowwwwwlllll

Svw scratches his left ear for twenty seconds with his left rear appendage...

What do you mean?!@

You trying to impune me as an intellectual authority? All that inuendo does you no good. People know that I am not "one of those".

grrrrrr....

Weasel indeed! You should be ashamed. The mother virgin was a true bitch. I am a true son of same.