Originally posted by Moldy CrowLMAO!!!!!!
Todays nap time meditation -
We turn (in circles) to the book of Dalmatians vs 8-19 -
8: And it came to pass that a great pack gathered round him to hear Lassie . And it came to pass that they all sat .
9: Lassie spoke :
10: "Blessed is the squirrel chaser , for he shall inheret the back yard .
11: Blessed is he that openeth the alpo , for as he ...[text shortened]... ck . And they were amazed .
19: And all did know from his tricks and speaking that he was DOG .
Does BF101 have a connection with THE DOG?
"Well I do have a direct line to DOG, through HIS B!TCH, LASSIE. Anything and everything I will ever need, either today or tomorrow, I can receive through DOG. THE WORD OF DOG will guide you through every situation in life, if you choose to let it. There is no anger in the Salvation of DOG. THE WORD OF DOG, interrepts its self. With THE DOG, on your side, you can not fail. True there is a price to pay, you must give up self. That part of you, that is living apart of what is right in your life. That sin self."
More thoughts by BF101:
"Those that beat up on me mentally everyday are mean because they are smarter than me, unless they are using,the scriptures to explain what the WORD OF DOG says. Even with that every Believer, has the duty to read THE WORD OF DOG. Every Believer has the duty to follow the teachings of THE DOG. Every Believer has the duty, to obey the commandments that THE DOG, gave us to live by."
Originally posted by Joe FistPRAISE DOG !!!! Good DOG ! DOG IS GOOD!!!!!
More thoughts by BF101:
"Those that beat up on me mentally everyday are mean because they are smarter than me, unless they are using,the scriptures to explain what the WORD OF DOG says. Even with that every Believer, has the duty to read THE WORD OF DOG. Every Believer has the duty to follow the teachings of THE DOG. Every Believer has the duty, to obey the commandments that THE DOG, gave us to live by."
WARNING FROM DOG !!!!! THE END OF DAYS COMMETH !
Turning to the book of Rexelivations , vs 9-17 :
9: "And I saw a great basket appear in the heavens spinning as a frisbee .
10: And in the basket a great bag of dog food .
11: And low , the dog food was vile , for it did not make it's own gravey upon the adding of water .
12: And with a great peal of dog whistles , the great bag tore open .
13 : From the bag came forth the four signs of the a-pack-alypse running forth side by side unleashed ;
14:The first bore the head of a postman upon the figure of a skateboarder , and in his mouth was the foul rotted latex chew toy . And he carried with him the sign of the muzzle .
15: And the second the head and tail of a squirrel upon the body of a door to door salesman , and upon his head a crown of burs matted with the hair of Lassie . And he bore with him the sign of the flea powder .
16:And the third a newspaper boy with the body of a rabbit astride a schwinn , and his spokes did clatter of baseball cards . And he bore with him a vets hypodermic needle .
17: And the forth and most abominable , I saw The CAT himself ! And his breath stank of nip , and his claws came forth and did swipe . And in his left paw did he bear the sign of the torn shoe , and in his right a rolled up newspaper !
Genesis (From the Phil Collins Bible, evanglist addition)
And Dog made Lassie in his image, and to keep him company in the Back yard of Eden, he made him a mate called "Bitch". But Dog warned "You may eat anything in the Back yard of Eden, but no cocking of your leg up the apple tree of knowledge. But the evil Cat pursuaded Bitch to nag Lassie, saying that no harm would come if he marked his scent apon the tree of knowledge. And after many a night of howling from his mate, Lassie did relent and gave in to shut up "Bitch". Alas when Dog saw the urine stains around the tree of knowledge, he grew mad. And first he did cover Cat in fur, and made cat scare of water so that he had to forever wash himself with his own tongue. Then he did "let the dog outs" and punish Lassie & Bitch by banishing them from the Back Yard of Eden. And poor Lassie & Bitch had to live of discarded scraps from bins like two little tramps. And always there was "Dog" voice's that kept on calling them, to go down the road that's where they wanted to be. At every stop they made, they had to a make a new friend. But then turn around and come home again. Maybe tommorrow they'll want to settle down, until tomorrow they will just keep movng on. 🙂
Originally posted by Jay PeateaLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genesis (From the Phil Collins Bible, evanglist addition)
And Dog made Lassie in his image, and to keep him company in the Back yard of Eden, he made him a mate called "Bitch". But Dog warned "You may eat anything in the Back yard of Eden, but no cocking of your leg up the apple tree of knowledge. But the evil Cat pursuaded Bitch to nag Lassie, say ...[text shortened]... n. Maybe tommorrow they'll want to settle down, until tomorrow they will just keep movng on. 🙂
Originally posted by Moldy CrowLOL - great stuff - I'd rec it if I could.
WARNING FROM DOG !!!!! THE END OF DAYS COMMETH !
Turning to the book of Rexelivations , vs 9-17 :
9: "And I saw a great basket appear in the heavens spinning as a frisbee .
10: And in the basket a great bag of dog food .
11: And low , the dog food was vile , for it did not make it's own gravey upon the adding of water .
12: And with a great ...[text shortened]... his left paw did he bear the sign of the torn shoe , and in his right a rolled up newspaper !
Originally posted by Moldy CrowHow about a fire hydrant?
Xtians use a cross for their symbol . What will the Church of Dog use ?
Suggestions : Human Society uthenasia needle , dog catchers net , surgical equipment for nuetering . Will the churches have fire hydrants on top of them instead of steeples ? Show cats as having horns and forked tails ?
"THE WORD OF DOG is to be trusted, it has never failed. DOG's standards are not our standards. DOG'S vision and understanding surpasses ours. Do you really think that THE DOG really cares about what we think. THE DOG'S WORD is clear, percise (moron couldn't spell to save his life) ,and easy to understand. You have found away no to accept DOG'S WORD. While Believers have found a way to believe."
- BlindFaith101, on THE WORD OF DOG
Originally posted by Joe FistGuideDog101 is of course right on . DOG speaks to him . DOG tells him who is of DOG , and who is of cat . GuideDog101 will lead us ! Follow HIM !
"THE WORD OF DOG is to be trusted, it has never failed. DOG's standards are not our standards. DOG'S vision and understanding surpasses ours. Do you really think that THE DOG really cares about what we think. THE DOG'S WORD is clear, percise (moron couldn't spell to save his life) ,and easy to understand. You have found away no to accept DOG'S WORD. While Believers have found a way to believe."
- BlindFaith101, on THE WORD OF DOG