Covid jab problems

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Dive lost both his arms after his injection
And faced a life of total dejection
The doctor said we can sew them back
But he turned out to be a useless quack
Now he can't reach when he gets an erection.

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@ponderable said
This could have been an interesting entry in the Murder Mystery competition… well someone would have had to die, but then...

@the-gravedigger said
Dive lost both his arms after his injection
And faced a life of total dejection
The doctor said we can sew them back
But he turned out to be a useless quack
Now he can't reach when he gets an erection.

@rookie54 said
now i know why people hate me

@very-rusty said
HATE is a very strong word as I always say:

What makes you think people Hate you?

-VR

the covid vaccine contains a youth serum and you'll not age a single day after taking the jab

@rookie54 said
the covid vaccine contains a youth serum and you'll not age a single day after taking the jab

@relentless-red said
Excellent news. Maybe the booster will even take some years off. Getting mine tomorrow. Only positive stories please. If I strangle somebody in advance what do I do if my arms don't drop off. I can't face the options.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
So strong apparently you felt the need to capitalize it.

@relentless-red said
They die by strangulation making Dive appear innocent, but cunningly the death was staged to appear two hours after it in fact happened, strangling his victim and then quickly removing his arms before returning to the crime scene Dive appeared innocent and armless. Of course the killer has made one serious mistake; arm loss is not in fact listed as a vaccination side effect. Cuff him... ah.