Cruel and Stupid

Originally posted by aspviper666
Hey now!
As a chinese mathmatician with erectile disfunction,I take offense to that remark.(lol I am just trying to be funny here and get a few recs)

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[sarcasm]LoL! That Is Funny!! 🙂😲🙄[/sarcasm]

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Try reading the joke without the corncob in ur bum then.

Such wit. I have nothing but respect for you. Tell me how do you come up with them?

Originally posted by aspviper666
Try reading the joke without the corncob in ur bum then.

lol

Originally posted by Will Everitt
Such wit. I have nothing but respect for you. Tell me how do you come up with them?

hey mate
i just think people should lighten up...thats all
me included ...thats why i jest

Originally posted by aspviper666
Try reading the joke without the corncob in ur bum then.

Try pulling your head out of your 'bum bum'. You are not funny.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
hey mate
i just think people should lighten up...thats all
me included ...thats why i jest

The only problem with that is your posts are a disgrace to the word jest. I do not see why it is funny to imply i have a corncob up my arse and even if I did(you don't know do you?) why would it impede my hearing?

Originally posted by Will Everitt
The only problem with that is your posts are a disgrace to the word jest. I do not see why it is funny to imply i have a corncob up my arse and even if I did(you don't know do you?) why would it impede my hearing?

the corn cob remark means you are stuffy and stuck on yourself.

Originally posted by Will Everitt
The only problem with that is your posts are a disgrace to the word jest. I do not see why it is funny to imply i have a corncob up my arse and even if I did(you don't know do you?) why would it impede my hearing?

I think your profile sums you up pretty good.

Originally posted by guitarguy1
I think your profile sums you up pretty good.

I think the fact that most of your posts were with caps lock sums you up well.

Originally posted by Will Everitt
I think the fact that most of your posts were with caps lock sums you up well.

I wasn't saying anything bad.
I was just commenting on how colorful your personality is.

Originally posted by guitarguy1
I wasn't saying anything bad.
I was just commenting on how colorful your personality is.

Well you have to think what kind of a person would make that profile?

Your quote is on it now.

Originally posted by Will Everitt
Well you have to think what kind of a person would make that profile?

Your quote is on it now.

I appreciate that you value my quote so highly. You know I have a couple of my own in Bartlett's.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I'll stay glued to CNN , as I'm sure you're the kind of nut who's going to snap and blow up an animal research lab or go roof-top sniper . Just a hint , Sparkey - double up on the lithium , and stay regular on the rest of your meds .

That reminds me, I used to have a rat that would drink from my whiskey. He used to crawl up on my lap for sips.

Another rat, his sister, used to love eating ice-cream, but everytime she ate a little ice-cream she used to go sort of paralyzed and fall over. I don't know what that was all about. Maybe brain freeze.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
What if I told you the mouse was Christian?

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Then the mouse should repent for burning down the mans house, and be pleased he was permitted to suffer in the name of God. He should ask for forgiveness for the man who set him on fire, and donate 10% of his cheese to the church. 😉

Originally posted by Omnislash
Then the mouse should repent for burning down the mans house, and be pleased he was permitted to suffer in the name of God. He should ask for forgiveness for the man who set him on fire, and donate 10% of his cheese to the church. 😉

Perhaps the mouse would be saved, for his love of "Cheeses".