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@earl-of-trumps said
Yes. Getting caught talking to you, b-hole.
Is that your contribution to the thread earl?

Best you can come up with...right now you are are at the bottom of good posts!

Thanks for trying!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Is that your contribution to the thread earl?

Best you can come up with...right now you are are at the bottom of good posts!

Thanks for trying!

-VR
he's not too bright
but does have a way with words
I blush just thinking about him
awkward

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It was a hot summer’s night about 25+ years ago and my wife said she thought there was a bat flying in our bedroom. I turned on the light and sure enough there was the wee beastie. I said not to worry I’d take care of it and asked where the kids butter fly nets were. She said in the garage(a stand alone bldg about 50ft from our back door. It was about 3 in the morning. At this point in my story I’ll mention that in the summer I sleep “ aux natural”. I run across the lawn to the garage and as I’m running back to the house a car, with a couple in it, pulls into the driveway and, like a deer caught in the headlights, I freeze. There I am naked holding a butterfly net. I can only guess at the conversation happening in that car. I’ll end my tale with, I caught the bat and my wife and I had a good laugh, her saying that she hoped it wasn’t anybody we knew.

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No, I don't.

I've learned what happens here when I share my life with people here.

Looking for more ammo? Is that it? Don't you have enough in that file you keep on me?

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It's typical from him, and other conservative writers in the Debates Forum.

Of course, FMF was right, but I think he can do his own pissing, he doesn't need my help. After all, according to you, I'm just a woman.

BTW, why do you think he needs YOUR help?

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@fmf said
I wonder if Suzianne is going to crop up again and accuse Ghost of a Duke and Relentless Red of joining in the "pissing contest".
They haven't gone on for pages, have they?

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She said, "I dig you baby but I got to keep movin'... on, keep movin' on." -- "Mary Jane's Last Dance", Tom Petty, Greatest Hits, 1993

I've been blatant about my intentions with some men and it usually takes them a while to "get it".

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All of my "stories", as you put it, ARE truthful, you baboon.

You still can't resist naysaying them, or me.

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So you save that for private forums. Yeah, we know.

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@phil-a-dork said
I farted on a subway car and it was so bad almost everyone got off at the next stop. A big black dude stood up and looked at everyone and said "who was it?!"

I busted out laughing and he points at me and says "it was yoooooouuuu!"

He shook his head and got off.

I laugh about that still and it's been almost 20 years.
The mention here of the "big black dude" is NOT racist, in my opinion.

It's relevant to know who exactly was getting in your face. If Mike Tyson demanded to know who farted, as opposed to some small wimpy white guy, it dramatically changes the context of the situation. You could have gotten your a$$ kicked in one scenario, which is what adds humor to the story.

No racism here.

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@chaney3

Thank you! 😉

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