@earl-of-trumps saidIs that your contribution to the thread earl?
Yes. Getting caught talking to you, b-hole.
Best you can come up with...right now you are are at the bottom of good posts!
Thanks for trying!
-VR
@very-rusty saidhe's not too bright
Is that your contribution to the thread earl?
Best you can come up with...right now you are are at the bottom of good posts!
Thanks for trying!
-VR
but does have a way with words
I blush just thinking about him
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It was a hot summer’s night about 25+ years ago and my wife said she thought there was a bat flying in our bedroom. I turned on the light and sure enough there was the wee beastie. I said not to worry I’d take care of it and asked where the kids butter fly nets were. She said in the garage(a stand alone bldg about 50ft from our back door. It was about 3 in the morning. At this point in my story I’ll mention that in the summer I sleep “ aux natural”. I run across the lawn to the garage and as I’m running back to the house a car, with a couple in it, pulls into the driveway and, like a deer caught in the headlights, I freeze. There I am naked holding a butterfly net. I can only guess at the conversation happening in that car. I’ll end my tale with, I caught the bat and my wife and I had a good laugh, her saying that she hoped it wasn’t anybody we knew.
@divegeester saidNo, I don't.
Do you have any embarrassing or awkward moments you would like to share?
I've learned what happens here when I share my life with people here.
Looking for more ammo? Is that it? Don't you have enough in that file you keep on me?
@divegeester saidIt's typical from him, and other conservative writers in the Debates Forum.
What do you think of Phil A dork’s farty and blatantly racist funny story?
You usually jump all over stuff like that but today you chose not to, why is that I wonder...would it be because you couldn’t bear to bring your principles into alignment with FMF?
Instead you want to make a jointly targeted snark about a “pissing contest” when FMF is quite rightly calling out racism in the forum.
Of course, FMF was right, but I think he can do his own pissing, he doesn't need my help. After all, according to you, I'm just a woman.
BTW, why do you think he needs YOUR help?
@divegeester saidShe said, "I dig you baby but I got to keep movin'... on, keep movin' on." -- "Mary Jane's Last Dance", Tom Petty, Greatest Hits, 1993
Getting dumped, but not realising it
At school, about 16 years old, I was seeing a gorgeous Libyan girl who was certainly out of my league but we seemed to hit it off. She invited me to her house on a Saturday and we had lunch and walked in the park and talked, it was a nice day together.
On Monday I met her at break time and assured her how much I had enjoy ...[text shortened]... dly went off to my classes.
On the way I realised, awkwardly and embarrassingly, what she meant.
I've been blatant about my intentions with some men and it usually takes them a while to "get it".
@divegeester saidAll of my "stories", as you put it, ARE truthful, you baboon.
Maybe tell a truthful story...
You still can't resist naysaying them, or me.
@divegeester saidSo you save that for private forums. Yeah, we know.
I don’t remember pointing that out, at all. I think your making stuff up because you’re angry. Again.
@phil-a-dork saidThe mention here of the "big black dude" is NOT racist, in my opinion.
I farted on a subway car and it was so bad almost everyone got off at the next stop. A big black dude stood up and looked at everyone and said "who was it?!"
I busted out laughing and he points at me and says "it was yoooooouuuu!"
He shook his head and got off.
I laugh about that still and it's been almost 20 years.
It's relevant to know who exactly was getting in your face. If Mike Tyson demanded to know who farted, as opposed to some small wimpy white guy, it dramatically changes the context of the situation. You could have gotten your a$$ kicked in one scenario, which is what adds humor to the story.
No racism here.
