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Due to the horensous attack by BRITISH Petrolium on the American shoreline, Barrack Obama has changed the name of English Mustard to Freedom Mustard....but it still tastes like cheesey knob.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Due to the horensous attack by BRITISH Petrolium on the American shoreline, Barrack Obama has changed the name of English Mustard to Freedom Mustard....but it still tastes like cheesey knob.
Okay, you fixed the word "BRITISH" but you left "horensous" and here I was going to make a brilliant SMACK DOWN on The United Stated of Manifest Destiny about the way their spelling is awful. You ruined my moment again!

Now I'll have to go with their complete inability to recognise sarcasm.


Oh, and all of their stand-up comedians are not funny. That's not sarcasm.

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they get so angry and frustrated when they cant fix something with shock and awe. i can see why though, such a green and climate freindly country such as america is not going to like an ecological disaster.....when its in their life time.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Okay, you fixed the word "BRITISH" but you left "horensous" and here I was going to make a brilliant SMACK DOWN on The United Stated of Manifest Destiny about the way their spelling is awful. You ruined my moment again!

Now I'll have to go with their complete inability to recognise sarcasm.


Oh, and all of their stand-up comedians are not funny. That's not sarcasm.
I see Barrack didn't use the same speech idiom when saying how A.I.G screwed up th eworld economy.

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Ah ha! But you miscalculated.

We have more Mexicans too!

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Patriotism from natives is illogical, captain (yeah! love that country in which you were accidentally born!) Now patriotism from immigrants - that's a different story. What do you Mexicans think of the US? Or you Poles of the UK?

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Patriotism from natives is illogical, captain (yeah! love that country in which you were accidentally born!) Now patriotism from immigrants - that's a different story. What do you Mexicans think of the US? Or you Poles of the UK?
Not so -- once you're 21, if you live in a country (in this day and age) it's generally because you've chosen to stay there. However, it's illogical to love your native land if you've been no where else.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Oh, and all of their stand-up comedians are not funny. That's not sarcasm.
Heresy!

(I hate Eddie Izzard)

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Patriotism from natives is illogical, captain (yeah! love that country in which you were accidentally born!) Now patriotism from immigrants - that's a different story. What do you Mexicans think of the US? Or you Poles of the UK?
What you're saying is just as stupid.

I've been all over the USA, and where I live is what I feel is the best part of the USA.

You can't visit EVERYWHERE in EVERY COUNTRY.

You can have pride in your own country, that is what patriotism is.

By your definition, no one should give a crap where they live.

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What you're saying is just as stupid.

I've been all over the USA, and where I live is what I feel is the best part of the USA.

You can't visit EVERYWHERE in EVERY COUNTRY.

You can have pride in your own country, that is what patriotism is.

By your definition, no one should give a crap where they live.

P-
No no, not at all, you should be grateful to live somewhere nice. Patriotism is a horrible thing though. Toxic. Like religion. And gangs. Become a citizen of the world instead!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Heresy!

(I hate Eddie Izzard)
Eddie is a Hero. And he's funny as hell.

Name one funny American stand-up comedian. Try to make me laugh. You will fail.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What you're saying is just as stupid.

I've been all over the USA, and where I live is what I feel is the best part of the USA.

You can't visit EVERYWHERE in EVERY COUNTRY.

You can have pride in your own country, that is what patriotism is.

By your definition, no one should give a crap where they live.

P-
You missed the somewhat weird and possibly interesting point.

Also, moving all around the USA is not immigrating. You have to go to another country for that.

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šŸ˜“ we play real sports, the only reason we have soccer teams is to appease the eurotrash touristsšŸ˜“

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Name one funny American stand-up comedian.
George Carlin

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