A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No," replied the blonde, "from skipping."
A blonde woman walks along a river bank. She is trying to figure out how she can get to the other side of the river. Suddenly, she sees another blonde woman on the other side and she yells to her
"Excuse me, but how can I get to the other side of the river?"
The other blonde replies "You already are on the other side silly!"
Now with all of this stuff going on about Don Imus' comments about the Rutgers basketball team, the repercussions continue to mount. The MIss Black USA padgent is scheduled for next month and there are now only going to be 49 states represented in the padgent because no one wants to wear a sash with "Idaho" on it.