It was the first time as I recall,
One evening in May, you gave it me,
My mother was hiding and watching it all,
My very first time with her own eyes to see.
It was an experience beyond compare.
You pushed it between my lips, I swear,
I could feel it, feel it, all of it there.
I coughed and I spluttered, I thought I would choke,
So great was the feeling that nobody spoke,
The first time you gave me - my very first smoke.
What three words do women hate to hear most during sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
What three words to men least like to hear during sex?
"Are you in?"
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last doughnut !!
Originally posted by mikelomWell done. 😞
What three words do women hate to hear most during sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
What three words to men least like to hear during sex?
"Are you in?"
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last doughnut !!
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Originally posted by mikelomIs he popular because he has all the doughnuts? 😕
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last doughnut !!
It is quite easy to carry 30 doughnuts on a tray and and a cup of coffee in each hand.
Hell, I could even carry two cups in each hand.
Why is the girl popular? Is it because she can eat a lot of doughnuts?
Originally posted by mikelomGlad you enjoyed these. I already posted all of them on page one (see entries # 4 & 9 ). 😕
What three words do women hate to hear most during sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
What three words to men least like to hear during sex?
"Are you in?"
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat that last doughnut !!
Originally posted by adramforallIndeed you are a lonely, lonely man. :'(
Is he popular because he has all the doughnuts? 😕
It is quite easy to carry 30 doughnuts on a tray and and a cup of coffee in each hand.
Hell, I could even carry two cups in each hand.
Why is the girl popular? Is it because she can eat a lot of doughnuts?
A golf pro started a job at an exclusive club.
"I'll be up front" said the manager "I'll give you a chance, but if you can't cut the mustard you'll be sacked quicker than Tiger Woods hits a tee shot"
First clients were a young couple, the manager watching from the clubhouse.
The man is awful, "just relax", "slow down the early part of the swing" "Rotate" nothing works he still is awful. The Manager is shaking his head.
The desparate pro whispers "You are too tense, think about your wife's breasts you wouldn't hold them like you hold that club would you?"
Shocked by the advice, the man relax's his grip and hits the ball 400 yds down the middle of the fairway. "Wow that's the greatest shot I've ever played! How can I thank you"
Next up the woman and she is even worse. Again he sees the manager getting restless.
"I'm sorry but your too tense, think of your husband's manhood, you wouldn't treat it like that would you"
Straight away the woman tries to hit the ball, but she misses completely.
"O.K. First you need to take the club out of your mouth..."
