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@suzianne said
Does that include you getting your panties in a twist about me calling you afraid of PMs?
But I am not "afraid of PMs".

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@suzianne said
This is why you deserve to be satirized on this thread. Only you couldn't take it.
I welcome being satirized. Why not have a go yourself? I like fun threads like this.

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@fmf said
I welcome being satirized. Why not have a go yourself? I like fun threads like this.
Funniest thread I’ve ever read!

Very clever idea, and some of these posts had me laughing out loud to the point my very reserved Labrador seemed somewhat disturbed. She knows it’s well past my bedtime!

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After years of enjoying a symbiotic relationship, myself and FMF have decided to take the next step and have both our heads implanted on the same body. FMF will have control of the spleen while I will control all the superfluous bits and bobs. Neither of us will utilise the backbone.

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@suzianne said
It's "an excuse to be nasty to other forum users", period.
You and your "forum combat" persona endorse it.
We see you.
Thread is a great idea, one of the best I’ve seen which allows the various personalities here to be creative and poke fun at each other over their style.

If you had an ounce of creativity in you, you would join in instead of moaning from the sidelines.

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@suzianne said
If I'm nasty to another forum user, he or she has deserved it.
It’s a good job then that you are the paragon of balanced emotional presence and sound judgement.

Because otherwise...

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@suzianne said
Does that include you getting your panties in a twist about me calling you afraid of PMs?
Oh no! You’re not going to write FMF another PM threatening him with physical violence are you!

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@fmf said
I welcome being satirized. Why not have a go yourself? I like fun threads like this.
The thing that most shocked me upon arriving in Indonesia was that the great philosophical works of Immanuel Kant had not been translated into Batak Dairi.
Thus depriving students from Northern Sumatra an opportunity to study the great man.
I mentioned this when playing (and winning) my weekly game of Scrabble against the language department of Sampoerna University. (I think I am the first foreigner to beat them in Javanese.)
Amazingly none had thought about rectifying this appalling situation.
I completed the task in record time. Self published and am very pleased to report that the university has ordered 2 copies.
I have now set about the task of translating Soren Kierkegaard into Manado Malay and already have a potential order for 1 copy.
If any of you find yourself in Jakarta and are driving past my house please keep on driving.
I have no interest in how your flight went and what you had for dinner in an authentic restaurant you found last night. I am much too busy and important for such trivia.
Must rush.

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I believe the reason why the anti-VR vaccine is not being recommended for younger people is about statistics rather than physiological issues. Since younger folk have a much lower chance of being stricken from exposure to VR, they are taking a higher risk statistically from getting the anti-VR jab.

~ The Gravedigger

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Just back from the Italian Ambassadors residence.
He sends his driver to pick me up so I can teach his children Roman history.
I asked if I could do it in Mandarin but he said as they are only 4 & 5 Italian was fine.
Bit of a struggle at first as I haven't spoken Italian since before the pandemic.
I believe the last time was at the Vatican when I addressed the College of Cardinals on the latest Papal Encyclical at the request of Pope Francis.
It was wonderful chatting with Francis afterwards and I must say his Latin and Spanish are excellent. As is his choice of music.
He said he is a huge fan of 'Bills big bag of onions.'
Afterwards I was interviewed on Vatican Radio. PM me for the link to Spotify, YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat, Tik Tok, BBC, CNN, MSNBC along with all the other major networks. The interview has also been translated into braille, morse code and semaphore.

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Some people are spreading old news. Bill's Big Bag Of Onions has, in fact, been syndicated by the Vatican. It's now played over the speakers as people arrive at almost 250,000 churches around the world every Sunday morning. Instagram, Snapchat, and Tik Tok have been left for dust. Some are now saying all this was predicted in the Book of Revelation.

~ sonship

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Just put my name down for my first VR jab.
Unfortunately there is a 3 year waiting list.

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The supposed anti-VR vaccine is a fake bogus fraudulant conspiracy between Russ and Big Pharma to stem the alleged tide of sharply falling subscription renewals. Now, there are urgent calls for an anti-D64 vaccine which would actually tackle a real threat.

~ Metal Brain

The Gravedigger
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@fmf said
I believe the reason why the anti-VR vaccine is not being recommended for younger people is about statistics rather than physiological issues. Since younger folk have a much lower chance of being stricken from exposure to VR, they are taking a higher risk statistically from getting the anti-VR jab.

~ The Gravedigger
ha ha, FMF, this is just you fooling around, this isn't a real thing, you are just pretending that there is an anti VR vaccine. You crack me up sometimes.

-VR

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This exchange between The Gravedigger and FMF is nasty and sneering, but hidden. It's hidden nastiness and sneering. Russ is losing money because of this.

~ Suzianne

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