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@the-gravedigger said
Apologies to Suzianne but for me this is one of the most amusing threads I have seen on here in a long time. Kudos to FMF for inventing it and taking what I posted in the spirit it was meant. Also VR.
The Gravedigger,

It's no good apologizing. FMF is nasty to everyone in every post on every thread on every forum, all the time. He is doing the same with every post on this thread but it is hidden behind humour. He is like the dentist in Marathon Man. He drills into my teeth with every single one of his posts and it hurts all the more if he starts a funny thread which people like, which he never ever does. You have been conned. He will bring this website crashing down around our ears. And then he'll destroy Reddit. And then he'll destroy Facebook. Mark my words.

~ Suzianne


Very Rusty will ruin the forums a very nasty man.

Suzianne


I know you are but what am I.

VR ~

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@trev33 said
I know you are but what am I.

VR ~
I vote fransie.

GBS


@trev33 said
I know you are but what am I.

VR ~
Again that would be a Suzie Q statement!!!

Uses it all the time or at least use to at one time.


@great-big-stees said
I vote fransie.

GBS
I’m a wolf but I’m not really but vote for me anyway.

Damn, why did you all vote for me?

- Costa



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You think? Looks like Suzianne was right if you are feeling there is anything more to this thread than having a laugh.


(father looking at his busted nose and my black eye)

yer mother told you boys that "play-fighting" leads to real fighting
now both of you shake hands and go mow the lawn

- dad

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@rookie54 said
(father looking at his busted nose and my black eye)

yer mother told you boys that "play-fighting" leads to real fighting
now both of you shake hands and go mow the lawn

- dad
Sorry dad.

Edit: It is so not my turn to cut the grass.


You should buy that huge motorbike, Suzianne. You should ride astride it, wisely, across your land of the free. Don't you listen to any advice from women-haters who'd keep you dainty in their birdcages.

~ Relentless Red

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Foxy prowling
Red in tooth and claw
Mouse runs and hides
Poor old mousey

rookie54


i will wait until you sleep
then i will eat all yer cheese


- the gravedigger's cat

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meow

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Diggers cat prowling looking for cheese
Diggers cat thinks this is a wheeze
Diggers cat never says may I request

rookie54

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