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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well, I'm not, but if I were...

Or, let me put it like this: I'm as straight as a Roman road that's been especially paved for Straightus Arrowis the great Roman soldier who bedded 10.000 women before swearing chastity...

I'm straighter than the equator on a two dimensional and very straight map of the world.

There are less straight mathematical s ...[text shortened]... n exact grids with lots of y's, x's and m's on it....

But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.
Good thing I swallowed my tea before reading this!

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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
don't be silly
that's exactly what that means...
You're that Aerosmith fan, aren't you?

You really shouldn't be discussing anything. Go and hide your face in shame.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
But mind the mars?

Whatever are you on about?
The Snickers candy commercial with the two mechanics locking lips. It was aired Sunday during the Super Bowl, then pulled after complaints.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
The Snickers candy commercial with the two mechanics locking lips. It was aired Sunday during the Super Bowl, then pulled after complaints.
God...if you can't lick the chocolate remainders off of your best friends lips, what can you do?

I mean, it's not as if they were insinuating a good rimming session...

And thinking of rimming.....ooooohhhhh Johnny.....

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It just means Johnny's got a femine qualilty I think I could enjoy in alternative ways.
What about him do you appreciate in this way?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
The Snickers candy commercial with the two mechanics locking lips. It was aired Sunday during the Super Bowl, then pulled after complaints.
Pulled after complaints? That's ri-dick-ulous.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well, I'm not, but if I were...

Or, let me put it like this: I'm as straight as a Roman road that's been especially paved for Straightus Arrowis the great Roman soldier who bedded 10.000 women before swearing chastity...

I'm straighter than the equator on a two dimensional and very straight map of the world.

There are less straight mathematical s ...[text shortened]... n exact grids with lots of y's, x's and m's on it....

But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.
Funny cause i say depp too!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
And thinking of rimming.....ooooohhhhh Johnny.....
So, you want to be rimmed by Johnny Depp. On which film set?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
The Snickers candy commercial with the two mechanics locking lips. It was aired Sunday during the Super Bowl, then pulled after complaints.
That commercial was pretty bad, but it doesn't really stand out in this year of mediocre Super Bowl commercials. Most years have been much better.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
What about him do you appreciate in this way?
The way he looks at me in pirates of the Carribbean...

oooohhhhh....

I need the toilet just thinking about it.

And when he says: "So...are you a Mexican? Or a Mexican't?"
That, by the way, wasn't in pirates...

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Can't you choose someone less ugly?
Your circuit board needs to be rewired. 😠

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
So, you want to be rimmed by Johnny Depp. On which film set?
God no. You can rim me.
I want to Rim Johnny....

I'd like a Star Wars film set...

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desperado? 2?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The way he looks at me in pirates of the Carribbean....
So, Captain Jack Sparrow is feminine to you. O-kaaay. Sure you haven't done any time in prison?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
So, Captain Jack Sparrow is feminine to you. O-kaaay. Sure you haven't done any time in prison?
He was certainly feminine in the first film! More of a swishbuckler than a swashbuckler, IMO. Then again, I haven't spent much time around pirates...

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