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shavixmir
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Originally posted by mokko
I thought that's what all the rimming was for.
Saliva has a short lived lubricatio-ratio.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Saliva has a short lived lubricatio-ratio.
There are time when I'm reminded of how great it is to be a woman. This is one of those times.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well, I'm not, but if I were...

Or, let me put it like this: I'm as straight as a Roman road that's been especially paved for Straightus Arrowis the great Roman soldier who bedded 10.000 women before swearing chastity...

I'm straighter than the equator on a two dimensional and very straight map of the world.

There are less straight mathematical s ...[text shortened]... n exact grids with lots of y's, x's and m's on it....

But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.
So you want to ride mokko.....try tattoo art, preferably on the forehead....it'll be less obvious.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
So you want to ride mokko.....try tattoo art, preferably on the forehead....it'll be less obvious.
Are you suggesting I'm ever subtle?

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oh, you silly guys you'd be happy if you'd be gay.. happy, happy, gay gay, gay time!

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Originally posted by pulu2
oh, you silly guys you'd be happy if you'd be gay.. happy, happy, gay gay, gay time!
Glitter and be gay!

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We'll have a yabba dabba doo time
A dabba doo time
We'll have a gay old time!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Saliva has a short lived lubricatio-ratio.
I like this!

Can I use this?

or do I have to mention you in the credits?


😞

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Originally posted by mokko
There are time when I'm reminded of how great it is to be a woman. This is one of those times.
The truly great thing is that "one of those times" happens many times every single day.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
The truly great thing is that "one of those times" happens many times every single day.
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Originally posted by Suzianne
The truly great thing is that "one of those times" happens many times every single day.
really? worth the periods? menopause?

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Originally posted by pulu2
really? worth the periods? menopause?
They have all sorts of pills..needles and patches to fix all that now. 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
They have all sorts of pills..needles and patches to fix all that now. 😀
yup... no worries!


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