If I was gay...

Originally posted by shavixmir
"Are you here to lubricate the prime fold?"
"Yes..." Spoken in german accent, "...I am ze lubricator."

Sci-fi? Are you sure?

Originally posted by Palynka
Scotty and his Big Dipper.

Originally posted by shavixmir
"Scotty, we neer more lubrication..."
"I'm givin' it all I've got captain..."

William Shatner...now, there's a hunk I haven't thought about for ages...

Originally posted by shavixmir
William Shatner...now, there's a hunk I haven't thought about for ages...

Originally posted by shavixmir
Well, I'm not, but if I were...

Or, let me put it like this: I'm as straight as a Roman road that's been especially paved for Straightus Arrowis the great Roman soldier who bedded 10.000 women before swearing chastity...

I'm straighter than the equator on a two dimensional and very straight map of the world.

There are less straight mathematical s ...[text shortened]... n exact grids with lots of y's, x's and m's on it....

But I'd still shag Johnny Depp.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
William Shatner is Johnny Depp's grandfather.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Tres kinky...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Pronounced correctly, that would be Kinky Friedman's brother from another mother in the 'hood.

Originally posted by Palynka
Jesus was too big for mankind.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
As long as it pops up, eh?

He's only 17 or something, all this poncing about unnerves him.