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Originally posted by shavixmir
God no. You can rim me.
I want to Rim Johnny....

I'd like a Star Wars film set...
Uh, no thanks.

I'm guessing you'd like some ewoks in attendance as you rim Johnny on the Death Star while some no-hope planet is atomised in your peripheral vision.

Careful they don't mistake your arse for that planet.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Mokko...
If ever there was a woman who could use a tie-on-dildo on me, it would be you.

But sorry, I couldn't share you with Johnny. There's just not enough of him to round.
Don't even joke about sharing my man. I won't let you have him.

Strap on you say....................😉

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mokko likes depp?

i thought she liked me...??

now i must kill myself.....

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The way he looks at me in pirates of the Carribbean...

oooohhhhh....

I need the toilet just thinking about it.

.
Hate to burst your bubble but he was looking at me!

Now stop with all this crazy gay Johnny nonsence IMMEDIATELY! 😠

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
mokko likes depp?

i thought she liked me...??

now i must kill myself.....
Goodbye.

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she called my bluff.

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Originally posted by Wulebgr
That commercial was pretty bad, but it doesn't really stand out in this year of mediocre Super Bowl commercials. Most years have been much better.
I think they try too hard to be clever.. without succeeding. I did like the one with David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey, however, but I don't remember what they were advertising.

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Originally posted by chessisvanity
she called my bluff.
Sometimes you make my diet coke taste bad 😕

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you don't wanna know what i do to it.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
God no. You can rim me.
Not after reading those tales of chronic and explosive diarrhea. And, uh, don't you have the clap or something similar?

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all that just means it has flavour

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Originally posted by darvlay
And, uh, don't you have the clap or something similar?
I think it was oozing pustules from jock itch, or something, on the balls. I imagine a soft licking would make him smile. Enjoy.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I imagine a soft licking would make him smile.
From a puppy, preferably.

I imagine.

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You could sell those at an art galley, I'm pretty sure.

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