Jokes

What went on here . Dang, you log off for a couple of hours and miss everything 🙄 🙄

@the-gravedigger said
What went on here . Dang, you log off for a couple of hours and miss everything 🙄 🙄

@fmf said
Executioner Brand reappeared

@divegeester said
Welcome back Executioner Brand

🙄

I still say,, non-member bewbies to RHP should get read-only access to the forums for a month. screw 'em

Since this IS the Joke thread:

How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten.

One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for Fox News to spin it.

There is a three-storey building with a lift.

There is a dentist on the ground floor.

There is a psychiatrist on the first floor.

There is a prostitute on the third floor.

Which button in the lift gets pressed the most often?

@fmf said
There is a three-storey building with a lift.

There is a dentist on the ground floor.

There is a psychiatrist on the first floor.

There is a prostitute on the third floor.

Which button in the lift gets pressed the most often?

@suzianne said
"Door Close"

Every elevator in the world is the same.

@fmf said
Nope. I'd say people in a lift mostly don't use "Door Close" as the doors close automatically.

I didn't get this. I had to be told the answer, so I'm not being a smart Aleck.

@fmf said
Nope. I'd say people in a lift mostly don't use "Door Close" as the doors close automatically.

I didn't get this. I had to be told the answer, so I'm not being a smart Aleck.