Jokes

@rookie54 said
today i learned the german word for brassiere
stoppemfromfloppen

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If your cat could text back... it wouldn't

If a gay man works 10 hours straight does he say 'I've just worked 10 hours gay.'

@fmf said
What have been the best jokes you have shared on this thread so far in 2023?

@ponderable said
That sounds more Dutch than German to me (though I am not really a Dutch speaker)

Mandatory Joke:


A Dutch speaker and a German speakerwalk into a bar
They get extremely drunk and then two Dutch speakers walk out

@shallow-blue said
Replace "Dutch" with "Danish" and you might have a point... Dutch is sharper than German, not sloppier.

(I think I've already posted my favourite Dutch/Flemish/German joke on this thread, so I won't repeat it.)

@great-big-stees said
Any “flemish” substances I have I try to expectorate but sometimes I swallow it.🤢🤮

@shallow-blue said
Replace "Dutch" with "Danish" and you might have a point... Dutch is sharper than German, not sloppier.

(I think I've already posted my favourite Dutch/Flemish/German joke on this thread, so I won't repeat it.)

@ponderable said
OK, I apologize.

My Dutch friend's favourite Dutch joke:

A German walsk though a Dutch city and is hailed by a man.
When he asks what it is about the Dutch says: "I wanted to tell you that you lost something"
"I can't say" says the German.
Dutch replies: "Two wars"

@shallow-blue said
For one, we weren't in the first one at all

@divegeester said
Nothing to be proud of.

@very-rusty said
Was that start of your joke or the punch line gooster? 🙂

-VR

@divegeester said
You resorting to chasing me around the forums then? 😅

Horst comes into his favourite bar and announces: "My wife loves me more than any woman loves any man"
"how do you know?"
"When I had an unexpected vacation last week, and the bell was rung she cried out: "My husband's home!" She is so proud of me."

A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad. Bartender asks what's wrong. Mobius strip: Where do I start?