Jokes

@the-gravedigger said
Back of the net whodey LMFAO

@suzianne said
This is your worst joke ever.

@suzianne said
And you're just a lunatic without the raving. How boring.

@suzianne said
And you're just a lunatic without the raving. How boring.

@whodey said
What joke?

@the-gravedigger said
Suzi you so need to find a guy,have sex,have kids,get a life.

Time is running out. Gotta get that eating under control.

Your not going to get a guy if your a$$ is the size of a Cadillac.

@whodey said
Why is it that Left wingers as so humorless?

I can laugh at myself so why can't you?

@suzianne said
Oh, rest assured that I laugh at you, too.

@the-gravedigger said
Well I admire you for having a sense of humour Suzi

@The-Gravedigger
You know, Suzianne can never get lost in Arizona, she in fact has a sense of Yuma.....

A cowboy rides into town.
He sees a guy tying up his horse in front of the saloon and calls, "Hey, are you folks gonna hang someone?"

The guy nods. "Yup. We're fixin' to hang Brown Paper Larry."

The cowboy's brow furrows. "How come he's called Brown Paper Larry?"

"Well," says the guy, "the man always wears clothes made of brown paper. Brown paper shirts. Brown paper pants. Even brown paper socks."

The cowboy ponders this for a moment, then asks, "What are ya hangin' him for?"

"Rustling."

After reading about the negative effects of eating junk food and not exercising, I've decided to give up reading.

@whodey said
After reading about the negative effects of eating junk food and not exercising, I've decided to give up reading.

Car battery walks into a bar.

Bar tender says don't start anything !

A guy meets a gal in a bar and asks, "May I buy you a drink?"

"Okay. But it won't do you any good."

A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

"Okay. But it won't do you any good."

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay. But it won't do you any good."

They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."