Jokes

@whodey said
Stop being a regressive Suzy.

Embrace Progressivism.

For example, I could sit here and whine about how politics did not infiltrate and ruin virtually everything in society. It did not dictate where I shopped, where I went to eat, who I socialized with, etc. There were still only 2 sexes, you could sleep at night with your doors unlocked, children were taught morality a ...[text shortened]... ted worse than a crack whore by the media and society at large.

But I digress. Embrace progress.

@whodey said
Stop being a regressive Suzy.

Embrace Progressivism.

For example, I could sit here and whine about how politics did not infiltrate and ruin virtually everything in society. It did not dictate where I shopped, where I went to eat, who I socialized with, etc. There were still only 2 sexes, you could sleep at night with your doors unlocked, children were taught morality a ...[text shortened]... ted worse than a crack whore by the media and society at large.

But I digress. Embrace progress.

@wolfgang59

Not very funny...

First Date:
He: I work with animals each and every day.
She: O how nice, what are you doing?
He: I am a butcher

@wolfgang59 said
Wrong thread.
This is the "General Forum"
You should have posted on the "Retard Forum"

@suzianne said
You are such a tool.

@whodey said
Speak'in of which:




What do Chinese people name their retarded children?

Som Ting Wong

@whodey said
I really did try to make it as a tool



But I just could not cut it.

@suzianne said
And that's not racist at all...










Right, whodey?




Jerk.

@suzianne said
Aren't you glad Trump was elected?


Now you can be openly racist all you want, right?

@suzianne said
Aren't you glad Trump was elected?


Now you can be openly racist all you want, right?

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"'Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say.".

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell.""Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads!"

Two Irish men looking through a catalogue.

Paddy says "Look at those gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."

Mick agrees. "I'm ordering one of them right now."

Three weeks later, Paddy says "Has your woman turned up yet?"

"No", said Mick, "but it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday."

@whodey said
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"'Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I canno ...[text shortened]... nd Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads!"

@WOLFE63

Another bear joke:

A Rabbit sits in the Woods and cries, asks his cousi, why do you cry?
The bear has asked if I leave lint and went on to clean his backside after crapping using my fur.

The next day the same Rabbit sits in the Woods and aughs, ask the Cousin what happened.
Today the bear asked the hedgehog.

Why do bald men attract bears?

Because they have a great big bear place for them to play in!