04 Feb 10
Originally posted by tomtom232"Only read all the Mark Twain's stuff cover to cover twice
Once upon a time Very Rusty implied he didn't think and tomtom, with a wink, said "Thats the problem rusty, when it comes to thinking you really stink."
in my early youth", Boston Lad commented to Tomtom.
04 Feb 10
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Originally posted by BlackampBefore Tomtom was able to reply, the story was interrupted
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by a 'Nappy Guy' advertisement sponsored by Blackspam.
04 Feb 10
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbywell, i'm off to Melbourne today, so be good, take your meds for nurse like a good boy, and perhaps see if you can get a life, even if it's just for a day.
Before Tomtom was able to reply, the story was interrupted
by a 'Nappy Guy' advertisement sponsored by [b]Blackspam.[/b]
04 Feb 10
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyyeah, you're right. it was totally worth it to go back and edit your post to put 'Blackspam' in bold. this way everyone is sure to notice how clever you've been.
Before Tomtom was able to reply, the story was interrupted
by a 'Nappy Guy' advertisement sponsored by [b]Blackspam.[/b]
05 Feb 10
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Originally posted by Blackamp* Notation: Galley Proof short story margin entry of major
well, i'm off to Melbourne today, so be good, take your meds for nurse like a good boy, and perhaps see if you can get a life, even if it's just for a day.
contributor's self advertised travel itinerary duly entered.
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Originally posted by Blackamp* Casual Memo: It's all about you, Blackspam. From day one of your vibrations it's always
yeah, you're right. it was totally worth it to go back and edit your post to put 'Blackspam' in bold. this way everyone is sure to notice how clever you've been.
been all about you. If not, you would have shown positive interest in other forum posters.
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CHAPTER TWO... 'Nobody Saw it Coming'
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chapter two
not having read chapter one duecer sat out on a long trek across the highway to pick up some smokes and a six pack when he was taken aback at the marvel of a new pizza place that had just opened over night. shocked, intrigued and exciting at what culinary delights he might have to look forward to duecer spontaneously dropped all his smoking and drinking plans and instead decided to grab a slice.
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Originally posted by trev33But unfortunately the slice that he grabbed was underdone and as a result he got a horrible case of pizzaunderdoneitis a common, but rarely fatal, reaction to underdone pizza. As luck would have it his choice (tripple cheese instead of the more popular "everything but the kitchen sink"😉 was what saved him from an agonising, and potentially fatal, demise. Upon his release from the emergency ward of Our Lady of Perpetual Perpetuation hospital he made straight for the corner store to get some fags and a litre of BBDC (Boones Best Diatetic Chardonay).
chapter two
not having read chapter one duecer sat out on a long trek across the highway to pick up some smokes and a six pack when he was taken aback at the marvel of a new pizza place that had just opened over night. shocked, intrigued and exciting at what culinary delights he might have to look forward to duecer spontaneously dropped all his smoking and drinking plans and instead decided to grab a slice.
05 Feb 10
That's when he saw her. It was a moment that would change his life. He blushed and turned away shyly as she caught his eye. She smiled. Did she? Did she really smile? Was that a blush? His heart pounded, his pupils dilated, his fingers trembled. What might he say? "Good day . . . . (babe, princess, sweet thing, booty tang, lovely lady, gorgeous, . . . so many . . many . . .)." His breath froze at that, just "Good day."
She smiled and said, "Hi."
Time stopped. The city disappeared. All that he had done wrong in these past pathetic years were wiped clean. He might have a chance, possibly . . . could he, really?
Their eyes held on each other for just a hundredth of a second longer than might be socially acceptable for strangers. He was enraptured. Was it so for her? What next? What words? What could he possibly do?
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05 Feb 10
Originally posted by coquetteTonguetied as he was he managed to blurt out," Excuse me but do you have a light?" She looked at him as though he were from Mars and scoffed, "No, I don't smoke." Gathering his courage, as she had afterall at least responded, he asked, "Then how 'bout a pull on this". He produced the brown paper bag, in which he'd carried the wine bottle, and unscrewed the cap. She, not so politely, declined saying, "Are you out of your mind? That's even more discusting than the cigarette. Do I look like the kind of girl that'd do such a thing?" To which he replied, "Well if I didn't so I wouldn't have asked." She turned to leave when he produced......
That's when he saw her. It was a moment that would change his life. He blushed and turned away shyly as she caught his eye. She smiled. Did she? Did she really smile? Was that a blush? His heart pounded, his pupils dilated, his fingers trembled. What might he say? "Good day . . . . (babe, princess, sweet thing, booty tang, lovely lady, gorgeous, . . . so m ...[text shortened]... . He was enraptured. Was it so for her? What next? What words? What could he possibly do?
05 Feb 10
Originally posted by Great Big SteesTwo box seat tickets to the Toranto Maple Leafs.
Tonguetied as he was he managed to blurt out," Excuse me but do you have a light?" She looked at him as though he were from Mars and scoffed, "No, I don't smoke." Gathering his courage, as she had afterall at least responded, he asked, "Then how 'bout a pull on this". He produced the brown paper bag, in which he'd carried the wine bottle, and unscrew ...[text shortened]... I didn't so I wouldn't have asked." She turned to leave when he produced......
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05 Feb 10
Originally posted by expuddlepirateShe laughed in his face saying, "You really and truly are from Mars aren't you? My god they are the worst thing to happen to hockey in the last...what is it?...42 years. Whay are Leafs fans sooooo "understanding"?" He couldn't answer that because he really was one of them.....a died in the wool Leafs fan (looser).
Two box seat tickets to the Toranto Maple Leafs.
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Originally posted by Great Big SteesHe took the tickets and the $10 he was paid to take the tickets from the vendor and stuck it back in his pocket. The sent of the money caught the girl's attention as she knew a bill's denomination by the smell of its ink.
She laughed in his face saying, "You really and truly are from Mars aren't you? My god they are the worst thing to happen to hockey in the last...what is it?...42 years. Whay are Leafs fans sooooo "understanding"?" He couldn't answer that because he really was one of them.....a died in the wool Leafs fan (looser).
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05 Feb 10
Originally posted by expuddlepirateIt had been quite a while since she last had that SCENT pass through her ample nostrils. She was much more used to the smell of a Looneys metallic fragrance since her corner was in the lower eastend of the city. She followed him down Young St to the waterfront hoping upon hope that he'd forgive her for the way she'd treated him. He turned to see her following him and came to an abrupt stop. He looked her in the eye and said........
He took the tickets and the $10 he was paid to take the tickets from the vendor and stuck it back in his pocket. The sent of the money caught the girl's attention as she knew a bill's denomination by the smell of its ink.