Let's try getting it said in story form...

Originally posted by coquette
"Hello."

"Statue?"

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"Statue?"

"No it's me, a piece of modern sculture. What can I do for you and what's that sound in the background? It sounds like a..........."

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"No it's me, a piece of modern sculture. What can I do for you and what's that sound in the background? It sounds like a..........."

... a new casino in full swing, just having completed introductory Round #1

of a Major 2010 Gaming Event. Believe Round #2 may now be underway.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... a new casino in full swing, just having completed introductory Round #1

of a Major 2010 Gaming Event. Believe Round #2 may now be underway.

You are a "used car salesman". Oh wait it seems to me you were, at some point in your working career, "in" advertising. In any case stop using the general forum for your blatant commercialism of your CFH Casino.








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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
It was a dark and stormy night. The rain came down in heavy sheets, the lightining lit up the the world outside the window only to illuminate the dense shower. The phone rang, stunning Wilber more than the lighting. He picked it up and answered, "Hello?"......

"Wilber it's me Philip. Did you hear that the resevoir dam has a serious leak in it and Tom says that we should alert the town to the danger." Wilber was lost in thought when Philip came back with, "Wilber you there?"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Wilber it's me Philip. Did you hear that the resevoir dam has a serious leak in it and Tom says that we should alert the town to the danger." Wilber was lost in thought when Philip came back with, "Wilber you there?"

Wilber snapped back to reality, "Yeah Philip, I'm listening...You saw Tom at the damn reservation and took a leak, and and Tom blurted out to the town that he was a ranger." . Then Wilber's mind drifted back to the summer he was a kid stuck out in a storm not unlike the one going on outside. The summer of the flood of '92. The summer the dam gave way and wrapped Sunnyville in in a deluge. Wilber never was one to notice the blatantly obvious.
"Wilber, I'm headed your way. I'll pick you up in about 15 minutes." Philip sighed.
Shaking his head at an altogether too frequent event in talking to Wilber, He made his way to the truck. They had known each other from childhood and served together in the army. Nobody Knew wilbur better than Philip and when an emergency came upon the town, the otherwise useless friend of his sprang to action with skill and ability beyond any mortal man.

Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Wilber snapped back to reality, "Yeah Philip, I'm listening...You saw Tom at the damn reservation and took a leak, and and Tom blurted out to the town that he was a ranger." . Then Wilber's mind drifted back to the summer he was a kid stuck out in a storm not unlike the one going on outside. The summer of the flood of '92. The summer the dam gave way ...[text shortened]... se useless friend of his sprang to action with skill and ability beyond any mortal man.

They drove to the dam in Philips brand new 2010 Chevrolet Avalanche with the Garmin GPS and Corinthian leather seats. When they arrived Wilber saw the leak and how it was growing to the point of breaking. He noted that Philip had a couple of bags of Parmateers quick hardening concrete mix in the box of the Avalanche and suggested that if they were quick enough that it might just give them the time they needed to let the townsfolk know of the impending danger. Wilber jumped out, even before Philip had come to a full stop. Dying for one of his Kents, and since Philip had stickers plastered all over his truck saying "thank you for not smoking", he had it lit, by his Ronson lighter, before his feet, enclosed in his Adiddas sneakers, hit the ground. Philip said........

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
They drove to the dam in Philips brand new 2010 Chevrolet Avalanche with the Garmin GPS and Corinthian leather seats. When they arrived Wilber saw the leak and how it was growing to the point of breaking. He noted that Philip had a couple of bags of Parmateers quick hardening concrete mix in the box of the Avalanche and suggested that if they were qu ...[text shortened]... ighter, before his feet, enclosed in his Adiddas sneakers, hit the ground. Philip said........

At that very moment Tom drove up in his stunning Dodge Durango (fully loaded, including the V-8 engine option) with the radio blasting out the newest Rob Zombi release on CD. He stepped out of the truck with a stern look on his face, "This had to happen right in the middle of my chess game on www.redhotpawn.com. I had IceCold on the ropes, checkmate in 4 more moves. He took a long draw on his cold 20 oz bottle of refreshing Mt Dew, I think we can set up a rescue command center at Grampy's Casino and Lawnmower repair. You know the home of Briggs and Stratton roulette table. Philip agreed, Wilber just stood in a trance looking at the crack. Was he working on a solution or just day dreaming about his new Memory foam mattress.....

Originally posted by expuddlepirate
At that very moment Tom drove up in his stunning Dodge Durango (fully loaded, including the V-8 engine option) with the radio blasting out the newest Rob Zombi release on CD. He stepped out of the truck with a stern look on his face, "This had to happen right in the middle of my chess game on www.redhotpawn.com. I had IceCold on the ropes, checkmate i ...[text shortened]... ack. Was he working on a solution or just day dreaming about his new Memory foam mattress.....

He quickly was drawn back to reality when he heard the crack of the Remington 3030 echoing in the surrounding mountains. Slumped in the front seat of his Durango was Tom, an entry hole the size of a quarter between his blue eyes (yes he was wearing his "Look Like You Should Be A Blond" contacts) and exit hole that was the size of his trucks Goodyear Offroad tires. Philip and Wilber both hit the dirt, in fear of being the next target. Wilber took a look around through his Bushnell 10 X 60 birdwatcher binoculars. Just then another shot rang out and Philip noted the direction of the muzzle flash and pointed towards it with his handcrafted Norton walking stick.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
He quickly was drawn back to reality when he heard the crack of the Remington 3030 echoing in the surrounding mountains. Slumped in the front seat of his Durango was Tom, an entry hole the size of a quarter between his blue eyes (yes he was wearing his "Look Like You Should Be A Blond" contacts) and exit hole that was the size of his trucks Goodyear ...[text shortened]... irection of the muzzle flash and pointed towards it with his handcrafted Norton walking stick.

Wilber swung his binoculars in the direction Philip had indicated. He caught a slight movement and focused on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes. He did a doubletake and sure enough it was who he thought it was. Latitsia Forthright had her finger poised to pull the trigger a third time. He called out to Philip to take cover just as the bullet hit the tire he was hiding by. Before she could reload Wilber yelled,"Run for the powerplant to draw her fire and I'll work my way towards her". "Her" cried Philip, "Who is it?" "You're not going to believe it. Do you remember Latitsia Forthright?" Wilber yelled. "Ya didn't you used to go out with her back in highschool and wasn't she on the 1984 US Olympic Biathlon team in Sarajevo?" Ya that's the one, I think she came in 4th so we know she can shoot".

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Wilber swung his binoculars in the direction Philip had indicated. He caught a slight movement and focused on the spot. He couldn't believe his eyes. He did a doubletake and sure enough it was who he thought it was. Latitsia Forthright had her finger poised to pull the trigger a third time. He called out to Philip to take cover just as the bullet hit arajevo?" Ya that's the one, I think she came in 4th so we know she can shoot".

Just as those words were spoken. A horrible grinding sound reverberated through the valley and echoed into the surroung mountains and in a nanosecond the dam gave way and a wall of water cascaded into the valley consuming everything and everybody in its path including Wilber, Philip, Latitsia, the townsfolk, the snakes...well everything. When the torrent had subsided there was not a living thing to be seen except a lone frog which had managed to somehow get behind a large rock under the flow. It poked it's head out to survey the carnage just as the mud holding the rock up gave way and crushed it..........

Thanks to all who contributed but it's now dead.....BYE😏

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Just as those words were spoken. A horrible grinding sound reverberated through the valley and echoed into the surroung mountains and in a nanosecond the dam gave way and a wall of water cascaded into the valley consuming everything and everybody in its path including Wilber, Philip, Latitsia, the townsfolk, the snakes...well everything. When the tor ...[text shortened]... gave way and crushed it..........

Thanks to all who contributed but it's now dead.....BYE😏

(credits roll, screen grows dark, thus ending the ill fated thread on post 100)