Limerick Competition

The chosen one

The Ghost is a curious fellow,
some days all cuddly and mellow.
But posters beware!
sometimes he's a bear,
will devour you like you were jello.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The chosen one

The Ghost is a curious fellow,
some days all cuddly and mellow.
But posters beware!
sometimes he's a bear,
will devour you like you were jello.

@very-rusty said
All you had to do is keep my username out of the silly limerick competition sookie!

Then I most likely wouldn't have commented at all. You never know when to leave well enough alone though.

-VR

@neilarini said
'Silly' limerick competition???

This is frightfully hot stuff.

Bathtime.

There once was a man from Calcutta
Who sat in a bath full of butter
He could make it sound sane
When he tried to explain
But he's really a bit of a nutter.

Lady with Parrots

There once was a lady with parrots
Who much preferred parsnips to carrots,
But whenever she dined
She was somewhat unkind.
She did, though, have one or two merits.

Spanish lady.

There was a young lady from Spain
Who was scared of the idea of pain
Then she fell out of bed
Got a bump on her head
Now she'd quite like to do it again.

Living by numbers.

There once was a fellow called Evans
Worked nine to five at some seven elevens
He has been of late
In a right two and eight
And now he's at sixes and sevens.

Proper Pronounciation.

If a womb is the place we begin it
And a tomb we put dead people in it
The a comb should be coombe
And a bomb should go boom!
It's a funny old language though, innit?