Mixed Metaphors

A rolling stone gathers no water under the bridge.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw too many cooks.

He hung on by the skin of a sow’s ear.

@moonbus said
He hung on by the skin of a sow’s ear.

just off the top of my head, what else have you got up your sleeve?

Moving the goal posts was his ace in the hole.

Even Napoleon had his water under the bridge.

Its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than the elephant in the room.

As easy as taking candy from an 800 lb. gorilla.

He was like a spare prick at a wedding of old and new.

the third squeaky wheel gets greased

He was all hat and no trousers at his ankles.

@fmf said
He was like a spare prick at a wedding of old and new.

Q: what’s it like being such a prick?

A: it has its ins and outs.

two heads are better than one prick