Mixed Metaphors

A face only The Mothers of Invention could love.

If you can't stand the heat don't shoot the messenger.

Still waters run deep where angels fear to tread.

He was done up like a ship shape and Bristol fashion kipper.

She moved like lightening in a storm in a teacup.

He has his hands on Bristols freezing the balls off a brass monkey.

A duck out of water is better than a stool pigeon rolling of a log.

As easy as cake and a piece of pie.

It’s as clear as mud that you’re treating me like dirt.

It was a cake walk down the primrose path.

He doesn’t know his arse from his elbow; I’m mean it’s not rocket science!

He was over the top when he hit rock bottom.

@divegeester said
He doesn’t know his arse from his elbow; I’m mean it’s not rocket science!

@divegeester said
She moved like lightening in a storm in a teacup.

Grasp the nettle by the horns.