Mixed Metaphors

He showed up to a gun fight with two short planks.

@moonbus said
He showed up to a gun fight with two short planks.

if the shoe fits, shoot fish in a barrel.

Money in the bank is gone with the wind.

No good deed gathers no moss.

Money in one bank under Obama was worth money in two banks under Bush.

Different strokes, half a dozen of the other.

If only I knew then what makes the world go ‘round.

It’s right on the tip of my tongue but I just can’t see the forest for the nose on her face.

Don't cut off your nose in spite of your face.

As lovely as a May morning, warts and all.

Ha!

A stitch in time saves 9 lives

@Moonman, did you think I would not challenge you? Ha!

The best defence is a burning Bush.

@earl-of-trumps said
@Moonman, did you think I would not challenge you? Ha!