Mixed Metaphors

@divegeester said
I’ve grabbed the bit between my horns tonight.

@moonbus said
I knew you’d take it on the chin, like a babe in a manger.

Never look an Ironhorse on the hoof

@earl-of-trumps said
Hold on,

Don't put the tortoise in front of the hare

@divegeester said
Never look an Ironhorse on the hoof

A Bird in the Hand and eat it too!

Heart mops.
Morse path.
Roast hemp.

... or the maps.

... or the spam.

Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and bite the bullet.

Let sleeping dogs lay in a manger.

Jesus wept & Mary crept under the bed for bingers

Sometimes you have to put your foot down with a firm hand.

Thick as two planks in a pod.

@divegeester said
Thick as two planks in a pod.

You need to pull your finger out and pull up your socks but not in that order or else you'll get your socks dirty.

@fmf said
You need to pull your finger out and pull up your socks but not in that order or else you'll get your socks dirty.