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England expects every man to toy with the idea.

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@moonbus said
I knew you’d take it on the chin, like a babe in a manger.
Hold on,

Don't put the tortoise in front of the hare

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@earl-of-trumps said
Hold on,

Don't put the tortoise in front of the hare
Didn’t you mean putting the cart before water off a duck’s back ?

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That IronHorse has left the station.

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A Bird in the Hand and eat it too!

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Heart mops.
Morse path.
Roast hemp.

... or the maps.

... or the spam.

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Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and bite the bullet.

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Jesus wept & Mary crept under the bed for bingers

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Sometimes you have to put your foot down with a firm hand.

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Are you talking about you and your TWIN again??? 🙂

-VR

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You need to pull your finger out and pull up your socks but not in that order or else you'll get your socks dirty.

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@fmf said
You need to pull your finger out and pull up your socks but not in that order or else you'll get your socks dirty.
Wut?

-VR

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