Mixed Metaphors

Red sky in the morning sailors don't like the cut of his jib.

A stitch in time saves living in a time warp.

We are pushing the envelope and posting our thoughts.

spare the rod and shoot the fish in a barrel of monkeys

“fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice….well…..you just can’t fool me twice.”
George (the burning) Bush

The nail sticking up gets hammered by the tall poppy syndrome.

He had a stiff upper lip and turtles all the way down.

Let sleeping dogs repent at leisure and have their cake.

With your thumb up your bum it’s difficult to know your arse from your elbow.

He couldn’t fight his way out of a paper tiger.

She’s sweet as a nutcase.

If you can't stand the heat get out of the burning bush.

Accredited to @Gravedigger

@divegeester said
She’s sweet as a nutcase.

@divegeester said
If you can't stand the heat get out of the burning bush.

Accredited to @Gravedigger

@the-gravedigger said
😆 😆