Mixed Metaphors

16 Feb 23 06:35

19 Mar 23 04:47

You can't teach a new dog old wives' tales.

19 Mar 23 10:47

some people are just born with a silver spoon up the arse.

Overlook Hotel

19 Mar 23 11:21

-Removed-

Yes. You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

19 Mar 23 14:03

@the-gravedigger said
Yes. You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

I once lived a stone’s throw from a monkey’s uncle. Still, one shouldn’t count one’s blessings before they hatch.

19 Mar 23 14:17

The virgin forest, pregnant with life.

19 Mar 23 15:35

It was so quiet you could hear a camel drop through the eye of a needle.

08 May 23 18:58

Well, that was a double-edged sword which backfired.