Mixed Metaphors

You can't teach a new dog old wives' tales.

some people are just born with a silver spoon up the arse.

@divegeester said
Rusty’s taken to thumbing down every one of your posts; are you feeling the heat from his “forum retribution”?

@the-gravedigger said
Yes. You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

The virgin forest, pregnant with life.

It was so quiet you could hear a camel drop through the eye of a needle.

Well, that was a double-edged sword which backfired.