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It was like a pillow fight with the four and twenty virgins who came down from Inverness

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When one door closes don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

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For whom the belle trolls.

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An apple a day keeps the wolves at bay.

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The cow jumped over the sun. 🙂

-VR

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@very-rusty said
The cow jumped over the sun. 🙂

-VR
Dang, thats a good one Rusty.

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@the-gravedigger said
Dang, thats a good one Rusty.
I didn't know if you'd get that one, changed moon to sun. 🙂 😛

You would have to be familiar with that old nursery rhyme. 🙂

A version of the rhyme is
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

-VR

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People who live in glass houses dread washing the windows.

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it was like playing chess blindfolded
in a volcano
in an earthquake
naked
with sharks

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It must be the cobblestones lol
I just now got it lol 😆

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Speaking off the cuff, he speaks with a forked tongue.

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What goes up, must stay up for at least 3 hours. 🙂

-VR

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