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25 Jun 09
Originally posted by trev33If I'm honest I'm not in the city much, but the train station is truly amazing.
dear gay boy
i'm sorry my usually precise employer has totally missed the puck on this one. the only reason that you love your little town so much is that you've spent way too much time there and don't know anything else. horrible little towns tend to have nice train stations in the hope that a stupid wondering tourist will see the train station on xe's wa ...[text shortened]... ences for your delusion about your crap little town.
kind regards
raven's PA
trev
25 Jun 09
Originally posted by BlackampDear Heathen,
Dear Raven,
I refer you to the booby's posts. They express the condition far more eloquently than I could ever hope to do, but a part of it in this case seems to involve being so far up himself that's he's likely to do his bowels some serious damage. Please excuse the earthy turn of phrase.
While we're praying for that courage you mentioned earlier, ...[text shortened]... lso pray for a slightly wayward truck?
I'm off to Tassie😵, where forgetfulness waits...
That is not what prayers are for. Have fun in Tassie, bring me back a "souvenir", if you know what I mean.
Much Love,
Raven
25 Jun 09
Originally posted by BlackampOy!~
thank you, i am sure that it is. but...an invitation from dear Raven herself!!! i hope you will forgive me for daring to hope...
Oh most kind and noble Sir, I would be ever so grateful if you would bless my humble little clan with your divine presence. It would brighten up my day ever so, and bring much joy into my otherwise dull life. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for considering this.
Kindest regards and the warmest of wishes,
Raven
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25 Jun 09
Dear Raven,
...remember? You said you'd help me out if you could...well, my job has taken me far away, to move the children just wouldn't be good...if you would say you would come and stay, you'd be the best friend a girl ever had...dear old Raven, dear old Raven, won't you come and stay? Dear old Raven, dear old Raven, won't you come and stay? Dear old Raven, dear old Raven, won't you come and stay?...!
Thanks in advance,
Professor Gigglestick.
25 Jun 09
Originally posted by uzlessDear Party Animal,
Dear Raven,
I got really hammered at a party last night and woke up with a life-sized taller version of myself tatoo over my entire body. What do I do now?
Thanks
- Confused
Hahahahahaha....er, *ahem* sorry. You should send me some pics so I can have a visual....uh, so I can better help you of course. NOT to laugh more at you...
Much amusement,
Raven
25 Jun 09
Originally posted by PBE6Dear Prof,
Dear Raven,
...remember? You said you'd help me out if you could...well, my job has taken me far away, to move the children just wouldn't be good...if you would say you would come and stay, you'd be the best friend a girl ever had...dear old Raven, dear old Raven, won't you come and stay? Dear old Raven, dear old Raven, won't you come and stay? Dear old R ...[text shortened]... dear old Raven, won't you come and stay?...!
Thanks in advance,
Professor Gigglestick.
Come and stay where, exactly? My last trip to the most pitiful little town imaginable taught me to ask before I agree. (And no, I am not talking about Bad Wolf's town, which I am sure is indeed lovely.)
Much curiosity,
Raven
25 Jun 09
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Originally posted by Raven69Dear Raven69,
Dear Prof,
Come and stay where, exactly? My last trip to the most pitiful little town imaginable taught me to ask before I agree. (And no, I am not talking about Bad Wolf's town, which I am sure is indeed lovely.)
Much curiosity,
Raven
I've been corresponding online with an advice columnist for some time - mostly friendly banter, nothing too intense - but recently she's been asking me questions about where I live! I've never been in an internet relationship before, and I'm not sure I'm ready to take the next step by meeting her in person...but there's something about the way she straddles her motorcycle while mixing formal wear with incredibly casual footwear that intrigues me! Should I throw caution to the wind and let her become the new mother to my born and unborn children?
Thanks in advance,
Scared.
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25 Jun 09
Originally posted by PBE6you better edit that post before her PA sees it.
Dear Raven69,
I've been corresponding online with an advice columnist for some time - mostly friendly banter, nothing too intense - but recently she's been asking me questions about where I live! I've never been in an internet relationship before, and I'm not sure I'm ready to take the next step by meeting her in person...but there's something about the way ...[text shortened]... t her become the new mother to my born and unborn children?
Thanks in advance,
Scared.
25 Jun 09
Originally posted by PBE6Dear Stalkee In Training,
Dear Raven69,
I've been corresponding online with an advice columnist recently - mostly friendly banter, nothing too intense - but recently she's been asking me questions about where I live! I've never been in an internet relationship before, and I'm not sure I'm ready to take the next step by meeting her in person...but there's something about the way she ...[text shortened]... t her become the new mother to my born and unborn children?
Thanks in advance,
Scared.
I find this girl (if she is indeed a girl) asking you for information on your exact whereabouts extremely creepy. 'Tis like the beginning of every bad psycho/stalker movie of the '90s. Maybe it would be best to give the wind a break and keep the caution to yourself.
However, if you do decide to meet her in person, make sure to do it in a public place, with lots of witnesses. If you see that she is indeed who she says she is, then you can tell her where you live. (But lock your door at night for the first 3 to 4 weeks or so...just in case.)
A lot of very cautious love,
Raven