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03 Aug 09
Originally posted by coquette88. Sgt. Brown was parched and sweating heavily ( he was after all, at 325lbs, greatly overweight) after chasing that good for nothing vagrant 'Stinky' Johnson down Adelaide Drive so with 'Stinky' locked securley in the back seat he decided he needed some refreshment and pulled in the local Mom & Pops joint
89. Flo noticed Sgt. Brown stopping to by some beer at the mini mart and pulled in to say a word or two. She saw that local boy washing his mustang again, so she just thought quick to ask, in a most comely way.
(remember to reverse number your threads or the space-time continuum will warp)
(remember that there is an edit button (by S/B buy). Oh thanks for the numbering reminder Coquette. It was actually my second reminder.😏
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03 Aug 09
Originally posted by coquette86. Ginny Lee, in a drunken stupor said to Stinky Johnson, "You know what I'd really like Stinky...I mean besides another pull from that bottle of Boones? I'd really like a string of Pearls like my daddy gave mom when they first started going out."
87. Yeah, though Stinky, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can grab some of those cool strings of pearls from the bodega and take off and aint no one can catch me. That's what I'll do. I just snatch them up now and run. Ginny Lee, from over on Maybrier lane sho is gonna luv dems soooo much.
04 Aug 09
85. Sara Lee, Ginny Lee's mom, look with a disapproving scowl at her 18 year old daughter who was about to go out with Stinky, a low life if there ever was one. "Look, Ginny Lee, the least you can do is get sumpin outta it for krise sake. Shoot your daddy done give me dis here string a pearls the first time we got . . . . well . . .um . . .serious . . on our date."
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05 Aug 09
Originally posted by coquette84. Look momma , he may not be yer idear of a catfish but he's all I got and like it or not Stinky an' me's gonna go out an' besides see that thar 57 Nash Rambler well in two more years it's gunna be his 'cause his pappy's promised if he passes grade three it's his to have.
85. Sara Lee, Ginny Lee's mom, look with a disapproving scowl at her 18 year old daughter who was about to go out with Stinky, a low life if there ever was one. "Look, Ginny Lee, the least you can do is get sumpin outta it for krise sake. Shoot your daddy done give me dis here string a pearls the first time we got . . . . well . . .um . . .serious . . on our date."
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06 Aug 09
Originally posted by coquette82. Bill Bob Tom, or as he likes to be called BiBoTo, axed the guard if it were true that he liked to make it with a pig. "I'll show ya who likes to make it with a pig, now git in that cell and don't say another word about my girlfriend if ya know whats good for ya.By the way yer son's here to see ya."
83. Stinky's dad, Bill Bob Tom, said to Stinky through the bars, look son, jes take care of our good ol' Nash, at least until they let me out. I only got three more years to do with good time.
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06 Aug 09
Originally posted by coquette80. Bill Bob Tom took off all his clothes so he could look at his godlike body in the full length mirror he'd managed to "lift" from the tailor shop at the prison where he worked as a simstress.
81. Kervey, the newly hired prison guard walked down cell block D to bill bob tom's cell and said, yo, might wanna get sumpin on.
07 Aug 09
78. Jake the Rake walked back from the library with his law books ready to work on his appeal for the six murders that he claims resolutely that he never done because he didn't have no reason to and it was just a coincidence that some of the stuff that belonged to some of them unfortunates happened to end up in the trunk of the car that he borrowed when he looked in the cell and saw the gross sight of billy bob tom admiring himself again.
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07 Aug 09
Originally posted by coquette78. Fix'd. " Why in Gods name do you, of all people, need law books?", querried Bill (Two Toothed) Bumpkins, "Think you gunna make an appeal or somethin'?" "You jus gimme them books and mind your own business or you'll end up like them other ....never you mind".
79. Jake the Rake walked back from the library with his law books ready to work on his appeal for the six murders that he claims resolutely that he never done because he didn't have no reason to and it was just a coincidence that some of the stuff that belonged to some of them unfortunates happened to end up in the trunk of the car that he borrowed when he looked in the cell and saw the gross sight of billy bob tom admiring himself again.