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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
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68. Monica had just put her prized Ming Vase (on the base of which was stamped 'Proudly union made in Japan: Local 225 Reproducers'😉, that she'd won at the Bingo game last night (It was the door prize) onto her "Italian Granitelike" plastic pedestal, which previously held her Statue of David.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
68. Monica had just put her prized Ming Vase (on the base of which was stamped 'Proudly union made in Japan: Local 225 Reproducers'😉, that she'd won at the Bingo game last night (It was the door prize) onto her "Italian Granitelike" plastic pedestal, which previously held her Statue of David.
67. Which had met a similar fate when tomcat was chasing a mouse out of the house. Monica enjoyed the bingo the previous night, it was her weekly chance of getting out of the house and meeting other friends and also that lovely "Vladmir" who had something of the night about him. She found the mysterious nature of him fasinating and intriguing.

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Originally posted by Silverstriker
67. Which had met a similar fate when tomcat was chasing a mouse out of the house. Monica enjoyed the bingo the previous night, it was her weekly chance of getting out of the house and meeting other friends and also that lovely "Vladmir" who had something of the night about him. She found the mysterious nature of him fasinating and intriguing.
66. Vlad, who had just "emigrated" to Kerby Knob, Kentuky from Heckensack in Jersey, was about to "enjoy" his first Bingo experience. He had studied the game and came well prepared with the requisit daubers (in all the colours 'neon' of the rainbow) and of course his fabulous collection of Smurfs.

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65. The official county bing championship tournament was all set to begin.

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Originally posted by coquette
65. The official county bing championship tournament was all set to begin.
64. Monica met Vlad at Zekes fillin' station and said,: Vlad, you play bingo?" Vlad said "Niet vat is dis bingo?" Monica explained the intricacies of the game and Vlad said, " Sounds pretty exciting. I vill go to Moishes general store and get the necessary accoutrement." " I got me a idea Vlad. The official county bingo championship tourny is coming up real soon and I don't think they got a venue yet so I'm gunna make a call and suggest that they hold it here in Kerby Knob."

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63. Monica had driven all the way from Tupelo just to enter the Bingo tourney. On the way she decided to stop for gas at that station where Vlad, the super hot Russian immigrant, worked. She wondered if Vlad played bingo. No harm in asking, she figured.

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62. Monica sneezed.

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61. Which caused her to fart.

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62. Monica, in Tupelo, had been known as "Honey" by her daddy, Bucko, the town auto mechanic.

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Originally posted by coquette
62. Monica, in Tupelo, had been known as "Honey" by her daddy, Bucko, the town auto mechanic.
61. Bucko said to his daughter Monica, "Honey would you do me a big favour and go on down to Kerby Knob and fetch me a torque wrench at the fillin' station cause mine just broke. I didn't realize just how strong I was...or maybe how weak them Taiwanese peices of crap were." I was talking to the new guy there, think his name was Glad, or something like that. Anyways he said that he had one I could borrow"

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Originally posted by coquette
62. Monica, in Tupelo, had been known as "Honey" by her daddy, Bucko, the town auto mechanic.
Showing some hidden urges?

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60. Monica remembered meeting Vlad at the county fair where he had been Russian around for some cotton candy. She was delighted to go and pick up a long hardened steel wrench for daddy.

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Originally posted by coquette
60. Monica remembered meeting Vlad at the county fair where he had been Russian around for some cotton candy. She was delighted to go and pick up a long hardened steel wrench for daddy.
Think that one was "moving forward" I'll go back for ya.


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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
61. Bucko said to his daughter Monica, "Honey would you do me a big favour and go on down to Kerby Knob and fetch me a torque wrench at the fillin' station cause mine just broke. I didn't realize just how strong I was...or maybe how weak them Taiwanese peices of crap were." I was talking to the new guy there, think his name was Glad, or something like that. Anyways he said that he had one I could borrow"
60A. Bucko was trying his darndest to loosen the trap, in the washroom of his mechanics shop in Tupelo, Kentucky (not the other one), with his wrench when it broke. Honey, (his daughter Monica) had accidently dropped her engagement ring down the sink and both knew that if Fern (honeys betrothed and Buckos apprentice) ever found out that she'd fogetten to take it off while helping daddy change the heads on the 1948 Mercury there'd be "heck" to pay and at 6'14" neither Honey nor Bucko, wanted to be in his bad books. He wasn't the sharpest pencil in the case but he was certainly the most beligerent as could be attested by the fact that the reason for the heads in the '48 Merc being changed was that Fern had bitten them when he had his finger jammed in one of the belts when Bucko mistakenly heard him say "turn it on". Apparrently what he'd meant was the trouble light not the engine.

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