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santa cruz, ca.

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The accident left me completely paralyzed so I decided to become a tree.

Great Big Stees

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@lemondrop said
The accident left me completely paralyzed so I decided to become a tree.
When she said, ”Who ya gunna satisfy with that?” I said...”

Woofwoof

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Delphine took a quick peek into the crystal ball once owned by Louis XIV.

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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@WOLFE63
I used to love candy bars till I saw the queen eat them

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santa cruz, ca.

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My fascination with nuns began after my first erection.

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santa cruz, ca.

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I wanted to checkmate her but I grabbed her pawn instead.

Great Big Stees

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I felt sure I’d seen something but my mind just couldn’t believe what my eyes had seen.

Earl of Trumps
Pawn Whisperer

My Kingdom fora Pawn

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Now at the base of the mountain, Marc took time to pause and look up and awe
at the beauty and danger of Mount Fuji.

Great Big Stees

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Walking on water took a very specialized skill set, one I had not mastered.

Ghost of a Duke

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Dave was most surprised indeed to pop to the local post office and find himself already standing there in the queue.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I had the strangest feeling I had been here before but I knew that

Torunn

Gothenburg

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By the time he turned 30, his lifestyle had totally changed - George was now a married man with children, house, dog and a Volvo.

rookie54
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wildly content...

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"there is only one treatment that i know of that works" his voice was hushed
"another orbit of yonder star"

so i packed my bags

Kevin Eleven

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On August 13, 2015, I shed every shred of the conventional template and decided to become the most challenging internet forum personality anyone had ever encountered.

rookie54
free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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she grinned, "put that ole scratchy record on the vitriol victrola and let's listen to it skip"

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