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The movie you want others not to see ever!!

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The most detestible movie ever:

Pearl Harbour.

The only redeeming feature was the actual bombing of Pearl Harbour. An act of mercy, to be sure, for all that corny dialogue, gung-ho flag-waving, wooden acting and trite storyline perpetrated by Hollywood against that poor defenseless island.

Too bad the bombs missed our too-good-to-be-true "heroes", as it would have provided a far better, and more believable ending to the movie.

I haven't been able to watch Ben Afleck or Josh Hartnet since without being overwelmed with spasms of involunraty cringing, and the gulping back of waves of nausea.

It is a truly horrible film.


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Originally posted by Gatecrasher
The most detestible movie ever:

Pearl Harbour.

The only redeeming feature was the actual bombing of Pearl Harbour. An act of mercy, to be sure, for all that corny dialogue, gung-ho flag-waving, wooden acting and trite storyline perpetrated by Hollywood against that poor defenseless island.

Too bad the bombs missed our too-good-to-be-true "her ...[text shortened]... lunraty cringing, and the gulping back of waves of nausea.

It is a truly horrible film.


Dude...you are forgetting something actually worse than Pearl Harbor with Ben Affleck....Daredevil.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the fine film resume of Kevin Costner?

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Some movies are so awful they are classic. Others are just awful. Pearl Harbour I hated. It was just so propagandaesque.

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Yup, those were bad movies... but the WORST movie I saw in my entire life was called "Blood Feast". I was 17 yrs old and saw it at the drive-in. When the crazed guy pulls the tongue out of a girl's head half the cars at the drive-in left.
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Originally posted by chancremechanic
"Open Water"......🙄 😴
Thanks for passing this on. I kinda thought that a movie based on a cuple of divers in the ocean would be not only cheap to make, but pretty lacking in entertainment.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Thanks for passing this on. I kinda thought that a movie based on a cuple of divers in the ocean would be not only cheap to make, but pretty lacking in entertainment.
It wasn't that bad...scary.

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Said it once and I'l say it again: A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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Sphere


and Blair Witch did suck.

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Originally posted by Saint Nick
Said it once and I'l say it again: A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Also on the list:
Sphere


and Blair Witch did suck.
Thank You! Thank You!

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Originally posted by Saint Nick
and Blair Witch did suck.
I agree with you there...the sequel wasn't that much better either.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
I agree with you there...the sequel wasn't that much better either.
I thought the original Blair Witch was ok, but the sequel really sucked - Nyxie, are you sure it wasn't BW2 that lost you money in the video store? having spent time alone in forests at night, i could relate to the potential scariness of the situation - imagine yourself lost out in the wilderness, with unseen people around who keep leaving little witch figures around...while you're looking for the site of a mass kidnapping/murder by some crazies...creepy enough...

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Originally posted by dfm65
I thought the original Blair Witch was ok, but the sequel really sucked - Nyxie, are you sure it wasn't BW2 that lost you money in the video store? having spent time alone in forests at night, i could relate to the potential scariness of the situation - imagine yourself lost out in the wilderness, with unseen people around who keep leaving little witch figure ...[text shortened]... hile you're looking for the site of a mass kidnapping/murder by some crazies...creepy enough...
I am absolutely certain. The Blair witch project is the only movie I lost money at in the two years I operated the video store. There are others that were bad and I barely broke even. But the blair witch 13.00 each for 3 copies and at $2.50 a rental I never saw my money back. It is the worst loss/investment I had. Thankfully it was a cheaper movie. Strangely enough I actually thought blair witch two was better. Something actually happened in that movie.

In th first one, nothing ever happened. Two hours of nothing. nada zip zilch, still watching, nothing happened, ok that tree looks familiar, nothing continues to happen, ok they found the cabinn something will happen, nope nothing happened, um ok is that it? O TY TY it's over. No I don't want to see the credits...... get this piece of crap out of my vcr before it gets stuck in it.

I say again if you want a cabin in the woods movie, get the evil dead.


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Independance Day was ok, but when Will Punched the alien and said, "come on, what, you want some of me? Come on..." Or something like that, I almost puked. I mean give me a break.

Blair Witch, I rented it and can't tell you how bad it was because it was bad enough for me to turn it off after the first 10 minutes!

I think the original "Blob" movie as well as the others have got to be ranked somewhere near the top of the worst of all time list.

Also, Jack Nicolson played in a movie where goofy aliens were trying to take over the earth or something like that. I can't remember the name of the movie and turned it off also. It really stunk!

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Originally posted by Coach Pre
Independance Day was ok, but when Will Punched the alien and said, "come on, what, you want some of me? Come on..." Or something like that, I almost puked. I mean give me a break.

Blair Witch, I rented it and can't tell you how bad it was because it was bad enough for me to turn it off after the first 10 minutes!

I think the original "Blob" mo ...[text shortened]... hing like that. I can't remember the name of the movie and turned it off also. It really stunk!
Mars Attacks?

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Originally posted by D43M0N
Mars Attacks?
That's it. Thanks. It was terrible from the little bit that I saw.

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Originally posted by Coach Pre
That's it. Thanks. It was terrible from the little bit that I saw.
Actually, it gets funnier. Rent it.

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