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The movie you want others not to see ever!!

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Death from Above

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Natural Born Killers was good...... And you should never go into a movie theater with expectations, bud. I know that's hard to do but it's true. I go into a movie theater only with hope. I hope the flick I'm about to see will at least be decent and won't suck complete balls. Anyways at least Oliver Stone was able to make Angelina Jolie look pretty hot, eh? 😉
Angelina Jolie is always hot. Bruce Lee is cool also.

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Islamofascists Suck!

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Originally posted by DCS
Please tell me and others about a movie you have seen that was so horrible that you advise others to stay away from it. Either because the acting sucked big time, or the effects was especially horrible, or the plot was awful. In other words, tell people about your worst movie experience. And please explain why it was so bad
"Darkness" sucked the proverbial weanie. Don't believe me? Don't say I didn't warn you. The only redeeming part of the movie was Anna Paquin's nice knockers (behind her shirt of course)...man, she went from a 10 year-old urchin to a fine 20-something babe....😲

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There's a movie called Crossroads I was forced to sit through in school. No, it's NOT the Britney Spears one, although I imagine that's awful as well. So don't see ANY movie called Crossroads because there are at least two turkeys out there!

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El Freak0

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Originally posted by orfeo
There's a movie called Crossroads I was forced to sit through in school. No, it's NOT the Britney Spears one, although I imagine that's awful as well. So don't see ANY movie called Crossroads because there are at least two turkeys out there!
Oh man, I HOPE you're not talking about the one w/Ralph Macchio! That movie r0x0r3d.

The duel w/Steve Vai at the end r00/ed.

Fat mans revenge
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Originally posted by orfeo
There's a movie called Crossroads I was forced to sit through in school. No, it's NOT the Britney Spears one, although I imagine that's awful as well. So don't see ANY movie called Crossroads because there are at least two turkeys out there!
Don't watch the movie crossroads, but by all means, listen to the album.

-Fatty

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Watched "Meet the Fockers" this weekend. Pretty much the same as the first one, but not as funny. If you like that kind of humor, you'll get a few laughs. I'd recommend saving your money nad just renting "Meet the Parents" again.

Watched "Collateral" also this weeked. Sucked. Really sucked. I'm pissed that I paid $3.50 to rent it. My wife fell asleep and I wish that I did too.

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Only saw a clip in the video store, but Mulan is truly awful--appears derivative of all the worst Disney offers in other flicks. They should stick to rodents.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
The worst film of all time.....bar none:


Battlefield Earth
agreed - and from an author who writes well (except of course for the whole Church of Scientology schtick)


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The English Pirate

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Some films are so bad they are good. I saw Volcano on sale on dvd the other day and just had to buy it.

How can you resist when they have a slogan like 'the coast is toast'???

I haven't watched it yet but it must be spectacularly bad.

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The eyes of truth

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Originally posted by Corsair
Some films are so bad they are good. I saw Volcano on sale on dvd the other day and just had to buy it.

How can you resist when they have a slogan like 'the coast is toast'???

I haven't watched it yet but it must be spectacularly bad.
The official worst movie ever made is plan 9 from outer space, but it is so bad it's actually hilarious to watch.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
The official worst movie ever made is plan 9 from outer space, but it is so bad it's actually hilarious to watch.
I think I saw it years ago, is it a Bela Lugosi (not sure of spelling) film?

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Yeah , that was Bella ...for half of the film . He died in the middle of shooting it though . His replacement was a full foot shorter and looked nothing like him . That's why he's walking aroung with his cape held up over his face for the rest of the movie .

Drax946

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Originally posted by slimjim
Alexander the Great. That movie sucked.
I actually had high hopes for this one. I guess I'll save my cash, and thanks for the heads up!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Yeah , that was Bella ...for half of the film . He died in the middle of shooting it though . His replacement was a full foot shorter and looked nothing like him . That's why he's walking aroung with his cape held up over his face for the rest of the movie .
I believe that it was ed wood's (director) dentist

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Originally posted by Nyxie
The official worst movie ever made is plan 9 from outer space, but it is so bad it's actually hilarious to watch.
Is not... Santa Claus conquers the Martians is definatly the worst.

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