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You Cheeky

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Mars Attacks was intentionally made cheessy as part of the humor.

It's pretty funny if watched in the right frame of mind.

As a serious film, it's garbage, but it's hilariuos in a "Scary Movie" sort of way.

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i saw Blazing Saddles for the first time today, and i have to say i was extremely underwhelmed - it just wasn't funny, not even the much-vaunted 'baked bean farting by the campfire' scene i've heard so much about. most of the so-called humour is forced, with long set-ups for little payoff.

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Apparently 'Without a Paddle' is awful in a similar way. And if you want uncomfortable movie watching moments how about watching Deliverance for English at an all guys school. Yeah that was pretty uncomfortable. We watched it 4 times that year. And in my exam I quoted "Squeal like a pig boy!" twice.

Moldy Crow
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"Meet the Parents" was the most un-funny 'comedy' I can remember in a long time . I can't beleive they made a second and got so many good actors for such a bow-wow .

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My four worst movies:

1. The Crying game

2. The Pocky Horror Picture Show

3. Good Will Hunting

4. shawshank Redemption

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Torque...the reason this movie killed it for me was the ending. How the hell can you have a bike that's going damn near 100+ doing a backflip and land on the other bike? Not to mention, the 100 yard skid the bike did.

Oh, and you can't forget the landing. The bus just HAPPENED to stop before it crushed the guy AFTER he was tossed to the street with NO broken bones. And did I mention....NO helmet! LMAO

Now, I've heard of special effects before but come the fudge on! That was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off course!

The Great One has spoken.

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Anaconda - With Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube and a couple others.

I've heard of some killer snakes before but sheeeeesh! This creature was crazy. That sucked major azz!

The NEW anaconda movie. I haven't seen it, but chances are, it's garbage!

A. Jason vs. Freddy
B. Jason X (HOW MANY TIMES WILL THIS GUY COME BACK)!!!!!!?
C. Leprechaun 2 & 3
D. Wishmater 1 & 2
E. Freddy Got Fingered
F. Not Another Teen Movie

The Great One has spoken.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
I agree with you there...the sequel wasn't that much better either.
Did you go and see the sequel for lack of anything else to do.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
"Meet the Parents" was the most un-funny 'comedy' I can remember in a long time . I can't beleive they made a second and got so many good actors for such a bow-wow .
De Niros step into comedies has been bland at best.

I will tell you a film that is supposed to be a classic but ended up boring me to tears when I finally got around to watching it:

Chinatown.

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Originally posted by Hopster
Did you go and see the sequel for lack of anything else to do.
No...I went to the video store and rented it out. What a waste of 5 bucks.

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Originally posted by Hopster
De Niros step into comedies has been bland at best.

I will tell you a film that is supposed to be a classic but ended up boring me to tears when I finally got around to watching it:

Chinatown.
I don't know, I kinda liked that one with the shrink.

By the way, a few (dis)honerable mentions, aside from Waterworld.

Best in show
Both Blair Witch Projects
Master of Disguise
Charlies Angels(Can you play off more cliches that this?)

-Fatty

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Originally posted by RBHILL
My four worst movies:

4. shawshank Redemption
What was it about Shawshank Redemption you didn't like? i'm just curious because a lot of people really rate that movie, and i thought it was quite good...

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Originally posted by dfm65
What was it about Shawshank Redemption you didn't like? i'm just curious because a lot of people really rate that movie, and i thought it was quite good...
Well I have not seen it sence it was in the Theaters.
I found it boring I guess because it takes place in a prison.
I will just have to waste my money and rent it again someday and get back to you on it.

But I don't get how it could be someones favorite movie when there are so many better ones.
The Critics didn't like Dances with Wolves and that go best Picture. Not that many people like Kevin Costner for some reason.

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