The Never Ending Story - Part RHP

Originally posted by PocketKings
Chapter 3

On the way to work I was thinking about one thing, going back to bed. I was almost there when I heard...

that mongoose again! it was coming for my other tallywacker. i ran for 20 minutes screaming and shooting random pedestrians and killing them before getting rid of that mongoose. i stood in a dark alleyway when i heard the mongoose footsteps...he didnt know where i was so i...

Originally posted by david haworth
that mongoose again! it was coming for my other tallywacker. i ran for 20 minutes screaming and shooting random pedestrians and killing them before getting rid of that mongoose. i stood in a dark alleyway when i heard the mongoose footsteps...he didnt know where i was so i...

Jumped out from behind the trashcan, jumping sideways guns a-blazing. Nothing could stop me now. I felt invincible...

Till that mongoose ran up and nearly...

Boom. said the thundering Magnum.

It was all over in seconds. pointblank range. mongoose blood all over my trousers legs and jacket.


Damn that mongoose. luckily I'd never see it again.

Originally posted by EinsteinMind
Jumped out from behind the trashcan, jumping sideways guns a-blazing. Nothing could stop me now. I felt invincible...

Till that mongoose ran up and nearly...

Boom. said the thundering Magnum.

It was all over in seconds. pointblank range. mongoose blood all over my trousers legs and jacket.


Damn that mongoose. luckily I'd never see it again.

to make sure it was dead i made love to its squirming, dead body and then ate it for dinner...it was undoubtedly dead. i felt i had won but i knew that the next challenge was just around the corner somewhere. and then it happened...

Originally posted by david haworth
to make sure it was dead i made love to its squirming, dead body and then ate it for dinner...it was undoubtedly dead. i felt i had won but i knew that the next challenge was just around the corner somewhere. and then it happened...mOMMA

Momma Mongoose was p!ssed. The fact she just watched me blow her son away gave her the advantage. I started running again, but it was no use, she was on me fast...

Originally posted by PocketKings
Momma Mongoose was p!ssed. The fact she just watched me blow her son away gave her the advantage. I started running again, but it was no use, she was on me fast...

The End

Originally posted by shortcircuit
The End

...is near I thought, as she dug her claws around the back of my neck...

Originally posted by PocketKings
...is near I thought, as she dug her claws around the back of my neck...

I couldn't remember if she was the vampire, or if it was her twin sister. I never could tell them apart!

Originally posted by pawnhandler
I couldn't remember if she was the vampire, or if it was her twin sister. I never could tell them apart!

Chapter 4

I know it was early in the game, but I decided to move my queen out on the attack. Some may critisize this decision, but they can all...

Originally posted by PocketKings
Chapter 4

I know it was early in the game, but I decided to move my queen out on the attack. Some may critisize this decision, but they can all...

keep on criticizing without fear of being wrong. It was a stupid move on my part but I couldn't help touching my Queen. It reminded me of my grade 9 English class when I used to gaze at the picture of...

Originally posted by uzless
keep on criticizing without fear of being wrong. It was a stupid move on my part but I couldn't help touching my Queen. It reminded me of my grade 9 English class when I used to gaze at the picture of...

Queen Victoria. Those high collars really got to me.

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Queen Victoria. Those high collars really got to me.

Damn those international chess rules. And the only legal move I could make with it was...

Well, it was too horrifying to describe. It resulted in a nasty checkmate culminating with a rogue knight and a couple of very violent bishops. I flipped the board the pieces spilling everywhere onto the floor. It was the end of my chess career. My tournament life was over.

Originally posted by EinsteinMind
Damn those international chess rules. And the only legal move I could make with it was...

Well, it was too horrifying to describe. It resulted in a nasty checkmate culminating with a rogue knight and a couple of very violent bishops. I flipped the board the pieces spilling everywhere onto the floor. It was the end of my chess career. My tournament life was over.

Did it really matter? No, actually, not at all when I think about it. The tournament didn't go as according to plan, fine, I could dig that. I had my hot peurtorican prostitue awaiting my every whim in the basement of my lair of infinite delights, and that was the only thing important to me.

Originally posted by LanndonKane
Did it really matter? No, actually, not at all when I think about it. The tournament didn't go as according to plan, fine, I could dig that. I had my hot peurtorican prostitue awaiting my every whim in the basement of my lair of infinite delights, and that was the only thing important to me.

But she wasn't there when I got home. It was just me, my whiskey and my ......

Originally posted by PocketKings
But she wasn't there when I got home. It was just me, my whiskey and my ......

paperback novel that I had been reading which ended with..."The End".

Originally posted by shortcircuit
paperback novel that I had been reading which ended with..."The End".

For some reason, this made me think of Moby Dick...