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The Never Ending Story - Part RHP

The Never Ending Story - Part RHP

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
For some reason, this made me think of Moby Dick...
Part II - The Moby Dick Factor

Call me Pocketkings....

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Part II - The Moby Dick Factor

Call me Pocketkings....
or whalepoop

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
or whalepoop
either one will do just fine. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

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Originally posted by PocketKings
either one will do just fine. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
but that whalepoop smelled horrible, and I was coated in it. Perhaps I should pay a visit to my former lover just to.....

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
but that whalepoop smelled horrible, and I was coated in it. Perhaps I should pay a visit to my former lover just to.....
...let her lick it off me. She still loves me, its kind of sad really, how I can get here back whenever i want. But I really enjoy the way she...

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Originally posted by PocketKings
...let her lick it off me. She still loves me, its kind of sad really, how I can get here back whenever i want. But I really enjoy the way she...
always shaves that pu$$y before riding me

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Originally posted by John1916
always shaves that pu$$y before riding me
yikes, that may have just ended the never ending story :'(

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Originally posted by John1916
always shaves that pu$$y before riding me
but as i stood there in whalepoop, i remembered i shot her then made love to her squirming, dying body so i couldnt go to her

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Originally posted by david haworth
but as i stood there in whalepoop, i remembered i shot her then made love to her squirming, dying body so i couldnt go to her
ok, that HAS to be the end of the never ending story

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Originally posted by PocketKings
ok, that HAS to be the end of the never ending story
Just as the squirming mass of corpe and whale poop was about to cressendo into an explosion of fecaphelia, Arnold Swartzenagar pulled up on his hog, and brandished his helecopter machine gun.

"Don't hurt the whales, you punk" he said...."The governator is back, and your sorry un-ecofriendly ass is meat"

T -t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t--t-t-t--t-t-t

And the pervert was no more.


Later that evening........

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Just as the squirming mass of corpe and whale poop was about to cressendo into an explosion of fecaphelia, Arnold Swartzenagar pulled up on his hog, and brandished his helecopter machine gun.

"Don't hurt the whales, you punk" he said...."The governator is back, and your sorry un-ecofriendly ass is meat"

T -t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t--t-t-t--t-t-t

And the pervert was no more.


Later that evening........
as I lay awake in bed, with the echoes from the amplifiers ringing in my head, I smoked the day's last cigarette remembering what she said.....

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Just as the squirming mass of corpe and whale poop was about to cressendo into an explosion of fecaphelia, Arnold Swartzenagar pulled up on his hog, and brandished his helecopter machine gun.

"Don't hurt the whales, you punk" he said...."The governator is back, and your sorry un-ecofriendly ass is meat"

T -t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t--t-t-t--t-t-t

And the pervert was no more.


Later that evening........
i had major surgery that cured me of the multiple bullet wounds. then i hunted downt he governator, stabbed his eyes out and made love to his eye sockets in his house as he was squirming and screaming 'my eyes!' and as i looked out the window to see the awesome ocean view, i saw that mongoose's brother! i ran over, slit his throat and made love to the area of his throat i cut and then forced the governator to make love to the mongoose before killing them both execution style.
i knew i was a hero and i headed home

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
as I lay awake in bed, with the echoes from the amplifiers ringing in my head, I smoked the day's last cigarette remembering what she said.....
"remember when i told you about the old house on the hill, and how i thought it was haunted by a psychotic, deranged serial killer ?

Good news, my rumour has worked, and we can buy for only $80,000 if you want ? Not bad for a 16 room mansion with ensuite graveyard....whadya say honey ?"


Something that she said just didn't add up, but my total lack of common sense, and the fact that i've never watched amityville put my mind at ease.


I said .........

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
"remember when i told you about the old house on the hill, and how i thought it was haunted by a psychotic, deranged serial killer ?

Good news, my rumour has worked, and we can buy for only $80,000 if you want ? Not bad for a 16 room mansion with ensuite graveyard....whadya say honey ?"


Something that she said just didn't add up, but my tota ...[text shortened]... , and the fact that i've never watched amityville put my mind at ease.


I said .........
"Now here I am, on the road again. there I am, up on the stage.
Here I go, playing star again.
There I go, turn the page.
Here I am, on the road again. there I am, up on the stage.
Ah here I go, playing star again.
There I go, there I go."

and then i realized i was actually singing

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