11 Jun 07
Originally posted by shortcircuit...let her lick it off me. She still loves me, its kind of sad really, how I can get here back whenever i want. But I really enjoy the way she...
but that whalepoop smelled horrible, and I was coated in it. Perhaps I should pay a visit to my former lover just to.....
11 Jun 07
Originally posted by PocketKingsJust as the squirming mass of corpe and whale poop was about to cressendo into an explosion of fecaphelia, Arnold Swartzenagar pulled up on his hog, and brandished his helecopter machine gun.
ok, that HAS to be the end of the never ending story
"Don't hurt the whales, you punk" he said...."The governator is back, and your sorry un-ecofriendly ass is meat"
T -t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t--t-t-t--t-t-t
And the pervert was no more.
Later that evening........
11 Jun 07
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundas I lay awake in bed, with the echoes from the amplifiers ringing in my head, I smoked the day's last cigarette remembering what she said.....
Just as the squirming mass of corpe and whale poop was about to cressendo into an explosion of fecaphelia, Arnold Swartzenagar pulled up on his hog, and brandished his helecopter machine gun.
"Don't hurt the whales, you punk" he said...."The governator is back, and your sorry un-ecofriendly ass is meat"
T -t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t--t-t-t--t-t-t
And the pervert was no more.
Later that evening........
11 Jun 07
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundi had major surgery that cured me of the multiple bullet wounds. then i hunted downt he governator, stabbed his eyes out and made love to his eye sockets in his house as he was squirming and screaming 'my eyes!' and as i looked out the window to see the awesome ocean view, i saw that mongoose's brother! i ran over, slit his throat and made love to the area of his throat i cut and then forced the governator to make love to the mongoose before killing them both execution style.
Just as the squirming mass of corpe and whale poop was about to cressendo into an explosion of fecaphelia, Arnold Swartzenagar pulled up on his hog, and brandished his helecopter machine gun.
"Don't hurt the whales, you punk" he said...."The governator is back, and your sorry un-ecofriendly ass is meat"
T -t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t--t-t-t--t-t-t
And the pervert was no more.
Later that evening........
i knew i was a hero and i headed home
11 Jun 07
Originally posted by shortcircuit"remember when i told you about the old house on the hill, and how i thought it was haunted by a psychotic, deranged serial killer ?
as I lay awake in bed, with the echoes from the amplifiers ringing in my head, I smoked the day's last cigarette remembering what she said.....
Good news, my rumour has worked, and we can buy for only $80,000 if you want ? Not bad for a 16 room mansion with ensuite graveyard....whadya say honey ?"
Something that she said just didn't add up, but my total lack of common sense, and the fact that i've never watched amityville put my mind at ease.
I said .........
12 Jun 07
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Originally posted by huckleberryhound"Now here I am, on the road again. there I am, up on the stage.
"remember when i told you about the old house on the hill, and how i thought it was haunted by a psychotic, deranged serial killer ?
Good news, my rumour has worked, and we can buy for only $80,000 if you want ? Not bad for a 16 room mansion with ensuite graveyard....whadya say honey ?"
Something that she said just didn't add up, but my tota ...[text shortened]... , and the fact that i've never watched amityville put my mind at ease.
I said .........
Here I go, playing star again.
There I go, turn the page.
Here I am, on the road again. there I am, up on the stage.
Ah here I go, playing star again.
There I go, there I go."
and then i realized i was actually singing