09 Apr 16
Originally posted by wolfgang59A: Grauniad
A. An axis does not have a diameter.
Q. What is the hardest word to spell?
Q: Why do some politicians continue to claim that the EU has a 26,911 word regulation spefically dedicated to the sale of cabbage when the actual number of words is zero?
09 Apr 16
Originally posted by FMFA. Cheaper but dangerous.
A: Wait while I say them both out loud and try to imagine reading Private Eye.
Q: Wouldn't getting drunk by thinning out one's blood by drinking excessive water be cheaper than drinking beer?
Q. Why is my wife offended when I say she is "cheap and dangerous"?
09 Apr 16
Originally posted by Scotty70i am unable to provide a direct answer,
I would like to know how a Faraday cage works in laymens terms.
but,
i do have anecdotal evidence of a similar device which DOES work and i can describe that to you...
first, wrap two layers of tin foil around yer head horizontally...
then wrap on layer around yer head vertically...
poke holes for yer eyes and nose as you like, for this simple lil (similar to a faraday cage) device will protect you from;
all electronic listening devices (think fbi, cia, nsa, wikileaks, rookieleaks, etc)
alien transmission, even if you already been probed...
alien impregnation - absolutely flawless contraception...
bullets...
and, the christmas fruitcake...
anyhow, it works a lot like that...
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09 Apr 16
Originally posted by HandyAndy(Footnote: If old age was the factor in determining the shape of the Earth, it wouldn't be flat, it would be saggy).
A. Old age.
Q. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
A. 27.
Q. Will Ipswich Town ever get promoted into the Premiership?
10 Apr 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeA. Providing they change grounds when the sun burns out.
(Footnote: If old age was the factor in determining the shape of the Earth, it wouldn't be flat, it would be saggy).
A. 27.
Q. Will Ipswich Town ever get promoted into the Premiership?
Q. Has digital photography and the ease of home editing/printing
meant more or less photo frames in your home?
11 Apr 16
Originally posted by wolfgang59A: less because we use compages, photshopping many images together.
A. Providing they change grounds when the sun burns out.
Q. Has digital photography and the ease of home editing/printing
meant more or less photo frames in your home?
Q: why don't they make bigger washing machines at laundromats?
11 Apr 16
Originally posted by sonhouseA: In my experience, they've decided to make the laundromats smaller instead in order to get the same effect.
Q: why don't they make bigger washing machines at laundromats?
Q: In what year did you find a grey hair on your head for the first time?
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11 Apr 16
Originally posted by FMFA: 1987...it was in my beard.
A: In my experience, they've decided to make the laundromats smaller instead in order to get the same effect.
Q: In what year did you find a grey hair on your head for the first time?
Q: Have you ever been to Pangnirtung?
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11 Apr 16
Originally posted by sonhouseA: Odds are never any good.
No, but I went to HS in Anchorage, does that count?
Q: Why are there no 5 wheel auto's?
Q: When someone says, "Man that tastes like 'excrement' " Does it mean that they've actually tasted it?...the excrement I mean.