12 Apr 16
Originally posted by Great Big SteesA: there is a village in South East Asia where they taste exquisite excrement, making sandwiches out of them.
A: Odds are never any good.
Q: When someone says, "Man that tastes like 'excrement' " Does it mean that they've actually tasted it?...the excrement I mean.
Q: Why do elf's have such a bad rep?
12 Apr 16
Originally posted by sonhouseA: They elected their rep using a first past the post system.
Q: Why do elf's have such a bad rep?
Q: Diabetes affects 1 in 11 people around the world, reportedly. Would you expect the incidence to be higher among online chess players who spend part of their spare time posting on forums?
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12 Apr 16
Originally posted by FMFA: I'd say, at first glance, no. Now if this were baseball they'd have a stat for that.
A: They elected their rep using a first past the post system.
Q: Diabetes affects 1 in 11 people around the world, reportedly. Would you expect the incidence to be higher among online chess players who spend part of their spare time posting on forums?
Q: Do you often wake up during the night, in your own bed, and wonder where you are?
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12 Apr 16
Originally posted by Great Big SteesA. The Ghost never sleeps.
A: I'd say, at first glance, no. Now if this were baseball they'd have a stat for that.
Q: Do you often wake up during the night, in your own bed, and wonder where you are?
Q. A bloke in a pub has offered to sell me a penguin. Should I be suspicious?
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12 Apr 16
Originally posted by wolfgang59A: If I knew who or what W & G were I might be able to give an informed answer but since I don't I'll go with NO.
A. Of the bloke? - no. Of the penguin? - yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmZIgVoQw4
Q. Will W&G make another film together?
Q: Who or what is W & G?
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12 Apr 16
Originally posted by Great Big SteesA. Wallace and Gromit.
A: If I knew who or what W & G were I might be able to give an informed answer but since I don't I'll go with [b]NO.
Q: Who or what is W & G?[/b]
Q. A bloke in a pub has offered to sell me Elton John. Should I be suspicious?
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14 Apr 16
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Originally posted by sonhouseA: You'd be a fool not to but only if you've got the "balls".
A: Maybe he meant Elton's John, you may have missed the apostrophe.
Q: My dad was offered a 50% stake in a spaghetti plantation. Should he take it?
Q: Why does America's build up to a presidential election take two years or so?😴
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14 Apr 16
Originally posted by FMFA: Only if asked in their one language, otherwise all they hear is ,"Blah,blah, blah..."
A: it depends on whether you think he's (1) priceless or (2) worthless.
Q: Do monoglots perhaps not know what they're missing?
Q: How many deaths will it take before all those who have the power to enforce, enact and make it mandatory to have flashing lights, bells and wigwags/gates at all railroad crossings?
15 Apr 16
Originally posted by Great Big SteesA. How many is irrelevant. Who is.
A: Only if asked in their one language, otherwise all they hear is ,"Blah,blah, blah..."
Q: How many deaths will it take before all those who have the power to enforce, enact and make it mandatory to have flashing lights, bells and wigwags/gates at all railroad crossings?
Q. Why aren't Wallace & Gromit known internationally? 😲