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30 Jan 16
Originally posted by Great Big SteesA. Bulbs are usually more effective sir when put in a light socket.
A: No but I have heard, "The Yellow Rose of Texas"
Q: What happens if you plant a bulb upside down?
Q. My wife is having an evening bath. Is it morally acceptable for me to eat the chocolate in the fridge?
30 Jan 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeA: Why not share with your wife in the bathroom?
A. Bulbs are usually more effective sir when put in a light socket.
Q. My wife is having an evening bath. Is it morally acceptable for me to eat the chocolate in the fridge?
Q: Do most people like chocolate?
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30 Jan 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeA: Not I but then I've been told, on the rare occasion, that I am not like most people.
A. A dislike of chocolate is the first sign of insanity. (Professionally speaking).
Q. Do most people like rhubarb?
Q: Are eccentric people odd or are odd people eccentric?
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30 Jan 16
Originally posted by Great Big SteesA. Not all odd people are eccentric, but all eccentric people are odd. (Unless they are twins, in which case they are even).
A: Not I but then I've been told, on the rare occasion, that I am not like most people.
Q: Are eccentric people odd or are odd people eccentric?
Q. Why is Great Big Sage asking about eccentricity immediately after replying to my post?
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30 Jan 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeA: Simply coincidence. 😛
A. Not all odd people are eccentric, but all eccentric people are odd. (Unless they are twins, in which case they are even).
Q. Why is Great Big Sage asking about eccentricity immediately after replying to my post?
Q: Which Duke is Ghost of Duke the ghost of?
31 Jan 16
Originally posted by Great Big SteesA: Perhaps a way of looking at it is to think of eccentricity as being the substance of the differences between us and therefore our individuality; this would mean all humans are eccentric by their very nature and saying that someone seems to have hardly any eccentricities at all would be a kind of euphemism for 'they're dull and boring and make little impression'.
Q: Are eccentric people odd or are odd people eccentric?
Q: Why have Europe's recent summers been the hottest in 2,000 years?
31 Jan 16
Originally posted by FMFA: Because they put the thermometers near asphalt and roofs to skew the results.
A: Perhaps a way of looking at it is to think of eccentricity as being the substance of the differences between us and therefore our individuality; this would mean all humans are eccentric by their very nature and saying that someone seems to have hardly any eccentricities at all would be a kind of euphemism for 'they're dull and boring and make little impression'.
Q: Why have Europe's recent summers been the hottest in 2,000 years?
Q: If an Asp in the grass is a snake, then why is a grasp in the assss a goose?