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Originally posted by PBE6
...BIG CATS with sexy results, in memory of...
...Sluggo, the hunchback, hairlip who was fond of trapping his genitals in large rat traps which provided the feeling of....

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
...Sluggo, the hunchback, hairlip who was fond of trapping his genitals in large rat traps which provided the feeling of....
...closeness which he had never had with any other partner, and it made him smile, and he smiled until he realized...

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Originally posted by PBE6
...closeness which he had never had with any other partner, and it made him smile, and he smiled until he realized...
...that what he really wanted was to have a more spiritual relationship like he used to have in those wild drunken threesomes with BF101 and No1Marauder where he felt like the meat in a god sandwich but without the annoying....

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
...that what he really wanted was to have a more spiritual relationship like he used to have in those wild drunken threesomes with BF101 and No1Marauder where he felt like the meat in a god sandwich but without the annoying....
...mayonaise spewed by RBHILL but in some ways he missed the overflowing spray of it and sometimes he would find himself...

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
...mayonaise spewed by RBHILL but in some ways he missed the overflowing spray of it and sometimes he would find himself...
...secretly aroused by the sight of himself covered in a thick white goo not unlike the reproductive juices of a...

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Originally posted by darvlay
...secretly aroused by the sight of himself covered in a thick white goo not unlike the reproductive juices of a...
...sperm whale, aptly named for its pus-coloured pee-pee juice clouder, carefully crafted to...

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Originally posted by PBE6
...sperm whale, aptly named for its pus-coloured pee-pee juice clouder, carefully crafted to...
...have a somewhat fruity boquette with an oh so sweet aftertaste , resembling the 67 burgundy he once lifted high in a toast to ...

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
...have a somewhat fruity boquette with an oh so sweet aftertaste , resembling the 67 burgundy he once lifted high in a toast to ...
...the development of the world's first aural contraceptive, a dismal failure in striking contrast to the world's most popular oral contraceptive, or "The Pill", as it was known after...

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Originally posted by PBE6
...the development of the world's first aural contraceptive, a dismal failure in striking contrast to the world's most popular oral contraceptive, or "The Pill", as it was known after...
the advent of the everlasting condom which could never quite be accepted in the Vatican the way the novice nuns took to....

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
the advent of the everlasting condom which could never quite be accepted in the Vatican the way the novice nuns took to....
...calling it an "everlasting gobstopper" and guessing what flavour it would be next, but what really got the Pope in a tizzy was...

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Originally posted by PBE6
...calling it an "everlasting gobstopper" and guessing what flavour it would be next, but what really got the Pope in a tizzy was...
... that the gobstopper condom was the only thing stopping they flood of molestation lawsuits from abused alterboys who were now evidently more concerned with .....

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
... that the gobstopper condom was the only thing stopping they flood of molestation lawsuits from abused alterboys who were now evidently more concerned with .....
...rubbing their members with coarse sandpaper in a vain attempt to scour the clamy caresses of the clergy who used to....

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
...rubbing their members with coarse sandpaper in a vain attempt to scour the clamy caresses of the clergy who used to....
...ashamedly alliterate in adventurous attempts at alleviating all ailments ammediately against...

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Originally posted by hopscotch
...ashamedly alliterate in adventurous attempts at alleviating all ailments ammediately against...
the destructive power of the demon witch standing in the shadow behind you as you unsuspectingly type words in the threads of...arrrrgggghhhhh it comesss.........

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
the destructive power of the demon witch standing in the shadow behind you as you unsuspectingly type words in the threads of...arrrrgggghhhhh it comesss.........
....back to real-life reasoning as an old thread bursts into...

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