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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
...yearning to be disciplined by chessmaster111 again in a way that would leave him .....

...breathless but in such a way that left him longing for more pain, glorious pain to his backside....

Originally posted by Joe Fist
...breathless but in such a way that left him longing for more pain, glorious pain to his backside,

...like sitting on a pincushion stuck full of lollipops, or a chocolate hairbrush, or...

Originally posted by PBE6
...like sitting on a pincushion stuck full of lollipops, or a chocolate hairbrush, or...

....something much more fulfilling but he dared not say its name or even really think about it because of....

Originally posted by Joe Fist
....something much more fulfilling but he dared not say its name or even really think about it because of....

...he was wearing shorts and didn't want to get arrested, and the last time that happened he had to...

Originally posted by PBE6
...he was wearing shorts and didn't want to get arrested, and the last time that happened he had to...

...explain to the elderly women at the Bingo parlor why the orange Jello was running down his sides and flowing into his socks...

Originally posted by Joe Fist
...explain to the elderly women at the Bingo parlor why the orange Jello was running down his sides and flowing into his socks...

...which were seive-like, but not seive-like enough to...

Originally posted by PBE6
...which were seive-like, but not seive-like enough to...

....stop his flatulence which erupted explosively each time he spoke to the point where he started weeping, his mascara running everywhere....

Originally posted by Joe Fist
....stop his flatulence which erupted explosively each time he spoke to the point where he started weeping, his mascara running everywhere....

...sort of like when he realized that he was a late comer to the Benevolent Church of the Muffin and that he may forever be condemned to...

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
...sort of like when he realized that he was a late comer to the Benevolent Church of the Muffin and that he may forever be condemned to...

....eating store bought cake with multicolored jimmies that upset his stomach even more than...

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
....eating store bought cake with multicolored jimmies that upset his stomach even more than...

....listening to Yoko Ono sing Elvis songs while eating gallons of Crisco wrapped in aluminum foil but he did not falter...

Originally posted by Joe Fist
....listening to Yoko Ono sing Elvis songs while eating gallons of Crisco wrapped in aluminum foil but he did not falter...

... from his quest to get that dream date with RBHILL , aka The Muffin Missionary , who was rumored to be back from his yearlong sojourne preaching to the natives of ......

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
... from his quest to get that dream date with RBHILL , aka The Muffin Missionary , who was rumored to be back from his yearlong sojourne preaching to the natives of ......

...Donutville, off the coast of Caketown, South Africa, about the advantages of the "missionary positions" that he could set them up with, all the while...

Originally posted by PBE6
...Donutville, off the coast of Caketown, South Africa, about the advantages of the "missionary positions" that he could set them up with, all the while...

Blindfaith101 was reading a book, "How to strike fear in writing by using all capital letters" while simultaneously, he was laying out his strategy as to how to get in on those "positions" RBHILL knew of...

Originally posted by Joe Fist
Blindfaith101 was reading a book, "How to strike fear in writing by using all capital letters" while simultaneously, he was laying out his strategy as to how to get in on those "positions" RBHILL knew of...

...with some BIG CATS...

Originally posted by PBE6
...with some BIG CATS...

...whose fur was as white as a goth girl's chest and as soft to the touch...