Originally posted by Joe Fist ...he submerged his nether regions in a vat of boysenberry syrup and then rolled himself in powdered sugar, screaming at the top of his lungs....
..."Take me Mildred! I'm your candy-coated love popsicle!" which had the opposite effect to the one he intended, causing...
Originally posted by PBE6 ..."cleaning up" the "slippy sauce" if you "know" what I "mean", 😉 and generally producing an unlimited supply of knuckle-sandwiches and...
...stuffed kittens, sold at local carnivals and fundraisers to help benefit...