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Originally posted by Starrman
...whose fur was as white as a goth girl's chest and as soft to the touch...
...as velvet on her no-no place, right down to the...

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Originally posted by PBE6
...as velvet on her no-no place, right down to the...
...END OF THE SENTENCE!!!!!!

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Originally posted by PBE6
...as velvet on her no-no place, right down to the...
....the jam she had saved between her toes and the oily...

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
....the jam she had saved between her toes and the oily...
...hair stuck there as some sort of macabre garnish, when suddenly...

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Originally posted by PBE6
...hair stuck there as some sort of macabre garnish, when suddenly...
RBHILL asked, "Hey do you mind if I munch on these little beauties" (referring to her gummed up toes)....

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
RBHILL asked, "Hey do you mind if I munch on these little beauties" (referring to her gummed up toes)....
...and bared his gummy-red-whites in preparation for a meal equal to none, except for the time when...

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Originally posted by PBE6
...and bared his gummy-red-whites in preparation for a meal equal to none, except for the time when...
...he submerged his nether regions in a vat of boysenberry syrup and then rolled himself in powdered sugar, screaming at the top of his lungs....

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
...he submerged his nether regions in a vat of boysenberry syrup and then rolled himself in powdered sugar, screaming at the top of his lungs....
..."Take me Mildred! I'm your candy-coated love popsicle!" which had the opposite effect to the one he intended, causing...

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Originally posted by PBE6
..."Take me Mildred! I'm your candy-coated love popsicle!" which had the opposite effect to the one he intended, causing...
...the giant man gorilla nearby to begin licking his lips, and rubbing...

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Originally posted by PBE6
...time to catch a train to Gorillatown, the happiest, ejaculatingest place on earth, for a quick game of...
...checkers with the Oompa Loompas of Gorillatown, who often spend their time...

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
...checkers with the Oompa Loompas of Gorillatown, who often spend their time...
..."cleaning up" the "slippy sauce" if you "know" what I "mean", 😉 and generally producing an unlimited supply of knuckle-sandwiches and...

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Originally posted by PBE6
..."cleaning up" the "slippy sauce" if you "know" what I "mean", 😉 and generally producing an unlimited supply of knuckle-sandwiches and...
...stuffed kittens, sold at local carnivals and fundraisers to help benefit...

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
...stuffed kittens, sold at local carnivals and fundraisers to help benefit...
...BIG CATS with sexy results, in memory of...

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