Worst way to be dumped...

Originally posted by Bowmann
Recently discovered missing last line:

'And take keen masters from behind.'

ooh that was nasty......lol and way below the belt!

Thank you for all your kind words!

The worst thing about it was the fact that she decided to lose over a stone and a half after we split (to be fair we'd both put on a bit during our relationship), started doing Yoga (ummm....bendy) and moved to London for a much better, higher paid job....and as she went she took half of my crowd from Leeds with her....

I suppose they were all students at the time and life moves on, but going from a big social crowd of around 15 partying mates to around five , especially after just becoming single was a bit harsh.....

I'm not bitter, because I have another really really important lady in my life that I can concentrate on a lot more now I'm single again, and that's my daughter Marianne!

🙂🙂🙂🙂

Originally posted by angie88
Sleep tight (And as a special bonus: Since I'm feeling generous-if it helps you, you may have dirty dreams about me tonight... but only tonight!),

Edit: Somehow, this post sounds like it was written by katty... but I don't know what to do about it! ... Sleep wouldn't be such a bad idea 😀

getting dumped on a friday and then going to the movie that you should have went to with your girlfriend because you pre-ordered the tickets.

I'd say being shot by your girlfriend/boyfriend (pending on who you are). It's a pretty strong way to get the message accross, only good part of it that I can see is getting your fill of jello and popsicles while you're in the hospital.

Josh

Hi all!

Been away for a bit, enjoying myself, playing some tennis, and appreciating the some of finer side to being single, and more to come, I hope!

Anyway, I will try and reply to all of you!

Here goes:

Tirau Dan, it's pretty heavy when you're talking marriage and kids, but it's great you can be positive and see the bright side. Well done!

Angie, we all love you terribly!

Arrakis, sensible, I like that reasoning. But, you never know, you might miss out on something that way. But what do I know, my love life’s a disaster!

No, Shavixmir, that story wouldn't have worked at all if she had dumped you by text! Enjoy the pain of life...that's not bad... I suppose it adds flavour, and sure, 'tis better to feel pain than nothing. Still, great tale of woe, complimenti!

Marinakatomb, that's pretty uplifting! In fact, I am appreciating those very pleasures these days! Cheers!

Nicely played, Outbackjill! I reckon she paid the price in the end.

Acolyte, nice folk thereby are an endangered species! They'll be extinct as the dodo in 25 years. (Ha- dodo... what a stupid bird!)

Calwriter, close one! Eeep!

That's the spirit, Favs!

Thanks for the support, Sasquatch!

TDR1, you should've grabbed another babe for that seat! For next time, anyway!

And to all of you, thank you all very much for giving me a shoulder to blubber on. It was really very nice of all of you, and it helped me to pull myself out of this a great deal! So thanks to all of you for that!

SJEG
😉

Not a personal experience here, but one of my co-workers, but true.

His wife left him for his father. He caught them doing the humpty dance on the bear skin rug in the game room. So, now his ex is his stepmother.

It's true, it's damn true.

Originally posted by willatkins
Not a personal experience here, but one of my co-workers, but true.

His wife left him for his father. He caught them doing the humpty dance on the bear skin rug in the game room. So, now his ex is his stepmother.

It's true, it's damn true.

Christ.

If that happened to me ... I mean have you seen my Dad?

No, neither have I.

my boss at work was dumped his girl friend as he was working 60 hour weeks and rarely got to see her. his reply was "what? you can't dump me! how am i gonna get time to find anyone else?!?"

Originally posted by shavixmir
*Scrapes throat*

Once upon a time...

You want a story about being dumped do you?
Well, cast your mind back 8 years or maybe 10...time flies at my age....and imagine me living with a girl in Wakefield England.

A friend of mine commits suicide and I have to go back to Holland. As I'm unemployed...happily unemployed....I can't afford to go straig ...[text shortened]... h ex having hot horny sex with some surfer dude from the camping next door.

Poo ha!